*** Posts signs at the new items at the DU Breakfast Buffett ***

[LynneSin]

[geardaddy]

1. The second one is something about pig's hands.

[siligut]

2. I would view a pig's hands on me as sexual harassment

And while grilling them a bit might be satisfying, I wouldn't want to eat them, ever.

[Wait Wut]

3. Pigs have hands?

I'm creeped out a bit.

Edit for an overzealous apostrophe attack.

[geardaddy]

4. Chinese pigs do.

[Wait Wut]

5. That makes sense.

Easier to use chopsticks with hands.

And, you owe me a keyboard. Plus, my boss is looking at me funny.

[geardaddy]

8. Haha!

[In_The_Wind]

6. Grilled . . . what ?

[LiberalEsto]

7. I'll have the Breakfast Bowel

with extra bran

[Chellee]

9. I think that's the only way it comes.