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Tue Jan 8, 2013, 08:59 PM

Man sues neighbor he paid to get his wife pregnant but failed after 72 attempts.

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Reply Man sues neighbor he paid to get his wife pregnant but failed after 72 attempts. (Original post)
ohiosmith Jan 2013 OP
NYC_SKP Jan 2013 #1
elleng Jan 2013 #2
NYC_SKP Jan 2013 #5
elleng Jan 2013 #7
Baitball Blogger Jan 2013 #3
elleng Jan 2013 #4
nolabear Jan 2013 #6
Generic Brad Jan 2013 #8
Ptah Jan 2013 #9
rug Jan 2013 #10
NewJeffCT Jan 2013 #11
pipi_k Jan 2013 #12

Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:04 PM

1. Raises Hand....

 

Volunteers.

I, NYC_SKP, will provide unlimited stabs, er, attempts at the successful (or unsuccessful) fertilization and or impregnation and or tittilation of said subject, provided adequate space and light and beverage.

So shall it be.

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #1)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:06 PM

2. 'Further affiant sayeth not!'

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Response to elleng (Reply #2)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:17 PM

5. LOL!

 



Fancy legal talk!

Happy New Year!

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #5)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:19 PM

7. U 2, SKP!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:07 PM

3. This story is made for the movies.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:10 PM

4. False pretenses!

Verdict for Plaintiff! (and looks for a different neighbor???)

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:17 PM

6. "The girl is your sister but your mama don't know."

I love my redneck roots.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 10:12 PM

8. Why didn't Mr. Soupolos call me?

I would have totally been successful after at least 67 attempts.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 10:24 PM

9. The doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile

The doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the father of their two children.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 10:28 PM

10. He should have hired the rat who impregnated the wife of Maus.

 

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 10:33 PM

11. should they be suing Maus, or Maus' wife?

the guy honestly thought he was the father of the kids.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Wed Jan 9, 2013, 12:54 PM

12. The guy was

a trooper, gotta hand him that....

"I don't like this any more than you. I'm simply doing it for the money. Try and understand".




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