Man sues neighbor he paid to get his wife pregnant but failed after 72 attempts.

[ohiosmith]

[NYC_SKP]

1. Raises Hand....

Volunteers.

I, NYC_SKP, will provide unlimited stabs, er, attempts at the successful (or unsuccessful) fertilization and or impregnation and or tittilation of said subject, provided adequate space and light and beverage.

So shall it be.

[elleng]

2. 'Further affiant sayeth not!'

[NYC_SKP]

5. LOL!

Fancy legal talk!

Happy New Year!

[elleng]

7. U 2, SKP!

[Baitball Blogger]

3. This story is made for the movies.

[elleng]

4. False pretenses!

Verdict for Plaintiff! (and looks for a different neighbor???)

[nolabear]

6. "The girl is your sister but your mama don't know."

I love my redneck roots.

[Generic Brad]

8. Why didn't Mr. Soupolos call me?

I would have totally been successful after at least 67 attempts.

[Ptah]

9. The doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile

The doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the father of their two children.

[rug]

10. He should have hired the rat who impregnated the wife of Maus.

[NewJeffCT]

11. should they be suing Maus, or Maus' wife?

the guy honestly thought he was the father of the kids.

[pipi_k]

12. The guy was

a trooper, gotta hand him that....

"I don't like this any more than you. I'm simply doing it for the money. Try and understand".