I could be wrong! Perhaps I'm overly suspicious, or paranoid,.....but I think sometimes, some people

[ohiosmith]

on the Internet are not totally honest.

[siligut]

1. Oh my, you are getting paranoid

You know you can't lie on teh Internet, too many people would know.

[ohiosmith]

2. Thank you!

[Agschmid]

3. In some ways I think we are all a bit more "honest"

at least in expressing how we feel about things, however I would agree that many people might embellish things a bit.

For example I am a millionaire...

[ohiosmith]

4. Good point!

Can I borrow $50.00?

[Agschmid]

6. Well if it's only $50.00...

I don't see why not

[ret5hd]

5. Bawn Joor.

(get it?)

[pipi_k]

7. Oh hey...

You're that French model guy, aren't you...

[ohiosmith]

8. Wee! Mon amy.

[graywarrior]

21. I love that stupid ad

[loyalkydem]

9. I could have told you that

[ohiosmith]

11. Are you fibbing?

[loyalkydem]

14. Going by experience

[rug]

10. You have a callous view of humanity.

[ohiosmith]

12. I'm sorry!

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S FULLA SHIT!!!

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[ohiosmith]

18. You mean you're not really a swimsuit model?!

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. I am... and I model crotchless swimsuits.

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The area's fully covered -- it's just that the crotch itself could be considered "not REALLY there".
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I'm not sure why everyone refers to me as "ohiosmith".
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[OriginalGeek]

15. My butler agreed with you

so I fired him for reading over my shoulder. Nosy butlers are the worst.

[ohiosmith]

25. Is that you Bruce?

[LeftinOH]

16. Sorry, but it's true. Same goes for the real world,

----in my experience, that is.

[ohiosmith]

26. People lie in real life?

[HappyMe]

17. Oh! Say it ain't so!

Actually, sometimes I think the level of lies and bullshit on the internets has reached 75%.

[ohiosmith]

27. For the sake of humanity,......please be wrong.

[libodem]

20. You can't make that stuff up

About liars.

[Denninmi]

22. Never. Perish the thought.

Must admit, though, I lie at times online.

For example, all of my frank discussion of 3 week psych hospitalization is merely a carefully designed and implemented false flag operation worthy of the CIA.

I really needed to to cover up the fact, for the good of my personal reputation, that I actually spent the last 3 weeks of Sept. on a remote South Pacific island making passionate love to Jennifer Lawrence and Milan Kunis, often simultaneously.

Of course, it was disconcerting to watch them fight over me, no wonder my nerves were shot.

And that is my story, and I'm sticking to it.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. are too. I know they are. I read it on the internet. it must be true.

[In_The_Wind]

24. But I was a Girl Scout.

Nobody told me I could lie about being a sexy 64 year old strawberry blond cougar. [img][/img]