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rug

(82,333 posts) Sun Jan 13, 2013, 09:42 PM Jan 2013

"Imagine being attacked by a detachable penis."

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"Imagine being attacked by a detachable penis." (Original Post) rug Jan 2013 OP

Alright. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #1

I love science! Scuba Jan 2013 #2

Those'll get you in trouble, all right. bluedigger Jan 2013 #3

here's a detachable penis for ya NightWatcher Jan 2013 #4

I couldn't watch it all.................expecially the part Stuart G Jan 2013 #5

Forewarned is forearmed. rug Jan 2013 #6

I wish I had a Dollar for Every Penis I've had to Beat Off.... NYC_SKP Jan 2013 #7

Is that... Dr. Strange Jan 2013 #9

I would own the universe if it was by the beat. NYC_SKP Jan 2013 #10

Note to self: do NOT have sex with slugs struggle4progress Jan 2013 #8

I sat in shock for five minutes before I could comment and the only Baitball Blogger Jan 2013 #11

Corkscrew vagina! RedCloud Jan 2013 #12

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. Alright.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Sun Jan 13, 2013, 09:49 PM

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Scuba

(53,475 posts)

2. I love science!

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Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:05 PM

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bluedigger

(17,086 posts)

3. Those'll get you in trouble, all right.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:06 PM

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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

4. here's a detachable penis for ya

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Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:10 PM

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Stuart G

(38,419 posts)

5. I couldn't watch it all.................expecially the part

Reply to rug (Original post)

Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:11 PM

Jan 2013

where one bites off the other...well...I cut that vid off at that point...thank you...........

rug

(82,333 posts)

6. Forewarned is forearmed.

Reply to Stuart G (Reply #5)

Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:20 PM

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NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

7. I wish I had a Dollar for Every Penis I've had to Beat Off....

Reply to rug (Original post)

Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:43 PM

Jan 2013

I'd be a brazillianairre!

Dr. Strange

(25,919 posts)

9. Is that...

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 02:09 PM

Jan 2013

a dollar per penis, or a dollar per beat off? 'Cause there's a huge difference.

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

10. I would own the universe if it was by the beat.

Reply to Dr. Strange (Reply #9)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 02:24 PM

Jan 2013

Alas, it's a per pee pee price.

struggle4progress

(118,280 posts)

8. Note to self: do NOT have sex with slugs

Reply to rug (Original post)

Sun Jan 13, 2013, 11:59 PM

Jan 2013

Baitball Blogger

(46,700 posts)

11. I sat in shock for five minutes before I could comment and the only

Reply to rug (Original post)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 02:38 PM

Jan 2013

thing that comes to mind, is that I'm in need of a bath.

RedCloud

(9,230 posts)

12. Corkscrew vagina!

Reply to rug (Original post)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 06:10 PM

Jan 2013

Control the size of your own penis. Let it whither and dry up and next mating season grow one up to 25% larger!

Why can't I think of things like this?

Some math here:

125% times infinity = ?

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