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Is It Wrong to Wear Wookie Fur Coats? (Original Post) Yavin4 Jan 2013 OP
Maybe In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #1
Only if... AnneD Jan 2013 #2
That is just plain oogly! femmocrat Jan 2013 #3
Obviously these coats are from Molting Wookies SEMOVoter Jan 2013 #4
You're a lousy mother siligut Jan 2013 #5
Meh, Been called worse SEMOVoter Jan 2013 #6

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4. Obviously these coats are from Molting Wookies
Sat Jan 19, 2013, 12:00 AM
Jan 2013

I have no problem with these coats. Wookies often shed their coats prior to mating, because you can't tell the boys from the girls with all that hair.

I dress my children in Wookie coats. In addition to making their clothes (I am a horrible seamstress) and styling their hair at home, these coats ensure the kids are social outcasts doomed to never dating.

It is a irony of nature that Wookies will find a mate by giving up these glorious coats, yet my children face a lifetime of therapy and loneliness. But, there it is.

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