Lounge legal disclaimer thread.

[Grantuspeace]

Individual results may vary.
After 4 hours notify a physician.
Prices higher in Alaska and Hawaii.
May cause impotence, nausea, swollen gums or hairy palms.
Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.
If rash develops discontinue use. Lol

[PoliticAverse]

1. Contents may settle... n/t

[CurtEastPoint]

2. may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools.

[Recursion]

3. Side effects include increased gas and oily discharge

I've actually done prescription drug ad voiceovers.

Never oily discharge, though; that's kind of the holy grail gig.

[pinboy3niner]

6. When 'oily discharge' is the holy grail...

...it may be time to hang it up, brother...

[pipi_k]

7. hahahahaa!!!!

"Oily discharge"!!


I would have given my right arm for discharge...oily or otherwise...two weeks ago

[pinboy3niner]

12. I did a spit-take the first time I heard that in a commercial

Oily discharge struck me as not the best way to sell their product.

[In_The_Wind]

4. Continued exposure to The Lounge

may cause heightened arousal.

[pipi_k]

5. Use

in a well-ventilated area.

Dispose of in trash...do not flush.

Caution: May contain nuts

Employees must wash hands after using restroom.

[pinboy3niner]

8. I always thought “Lava sus manos” meant to wash your manhood

Apparently, I was doing it wrong for all those years...

[pipi_k]

13. Lava sus manos...

Don't feel too badly...

I always thought it meant, "Keep your manhood out of the erupting volcano"

[tama]

14. Be glad

that you didn't know "sus" is latin for pig. God knows how your manhood would have reacted that factum had you known.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. If election lasts over 4 hours, consult your conservative acquaintances and rub their noses in it.

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Repeat as needed. Every 4 hours if necessary.
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[Grantuspeace]

10. The use of an oil based lubricant is not suggested with this product.

Inflate to 35 pounds p.s.i

[LiberalElite]

11. This is not a complete list of side effects and others may occur.