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Kaleva

(36,292 posts)
Sun Jan 20, 2013, 03:25 AM Jan 2013

The next Conan the Barbarian movie might be interesting

Arnold has reportedly agreed to a sequel. I wonder what a barbarian in his late 60's does when he's too old to "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."?

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The next Conan the Barbarian movie might be interesting (Original Post) Kaleva Jan 2013 OP
"Good dentishtry and shoft toilet paper." Orrex Jan 2013 #1
Cohen the Barbarian? LongTomH Jan 2013 #2
Conan The Destroyer was awful WhoIsNumberNone Jan 2013 #3
Who is this 'Arnold'? I thought Jason Momoa was Conan... petronius Jan 2013 #4
They should turn it into an adaptation of Tom Robbins' "Jitterbug Perfume" in which... MiddleFingerMom Jan 2013 #5

LongTomH

(8,636 posts)
2. Cohen the Barbarian?
Sun Jan 20, 2013, 04:43 PM
Jan 2013


One of my favorite Terry Pratchett characters.

Come to think of it; Ahnold will be ready to play Cohen in a very few years!

MiddleFingerMom

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5. They should turn it into an adaptation of Tom Robbins' "Jitterbug Perfume" in which...
Sun Jan 20, 2013, 05:00 PM
Jan 2013

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... the warrior king is cheating death from his followers who (with the willing acceptance and
participation of all his predecessors) are supposed to kill him at the first sign of aging (he has
his favorite and most trusted concubine pick out the gray hairs that are popping up with
alarmingly increasing frequency).
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Anything to get a good Robbins' book done well in the movies.
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Of course, a better choice for the role might be "The Dude".
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