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Stuart G

(38,420 posts)
Sun Jan 20, 2013, 10:22 PM Jan 2013

a joke...about a "risky proposition"

Risky Proposition
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes
away from him.

The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly
toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for
staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for 20 bills,
which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand.

She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said...
"Clean my house."

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