A down comforter spread across a California King bed and 1 clean shirt lying on the corner

[Incitatus]

where does the cat sleep?

[840high]

1. Easy answer lol

[petronius]

2. I knew both the question and the answer before opening the thread

It's the exact same answer as "Why will I not be able to access my book-bag without getting bitten for the next X hours?"

[PoliticAverse]

3. Wherever it wants to... n/t

[Skittles]

4. SCHEDULING INCITATUS FOR ASS KICKING

FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT NATURAL FELINE BEHAVIOR *EGREGIOUS*

[Incitatus]

9. They're evil. They feign being all nice and cuddly

but they know what they're doing. They know.

[Skittles]

10. of course they do

here, observe!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=GbycvPwr1Wg

[In_The_Wind]

5. Exactly where you don't want the cat to sleep.

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[Paulie]

6. Highest point on the bed

in my house it's my hip as I sleep on my side.

[fizzgig]

7. my cat does that to me, too

or sleep on my back, when i turn over she just walks on me like i'm a log in a river. she cracks me up.

[fizzgig]

8. house full of hardwood and linoleum floors with one rug at the front door

where does the cat puke?

[quakerboy]

17. Trick question

On the floor right where you step when you get up to use the restroom in the middle of the night!

[fizzgig]

20. ha!

that's the truth

[mokawanis]

11. A nice fresh litter box or my new leather jacket

Which one does the cat decide to pee on?

[a la izquierda]

12. Ooh that's awful.

Our cat used to pee all over the laundry basket. And in the basket.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

13. A new leather jacket needs some breaking-in, some character ...

Cats are here to help.

[TrogL]

14. Two litter boxes plus two pee pads

(yes, the cat has been caught using the dogs' pee pads).

The cat jumps up on the bed turns around and pees on me. While I'm wearing my favourite shirt.

[Flaxbee]

15. you musta done something baaaaaad. Kitty was just putting you in your place

Lol.

I'm sorry.

My late, wonderful but incredibly cranky Clarisse proceeded to pee in all the boxes where my new husband's electronics equipment was stored. Ruined a $$$ spectrum analyzer. She was just mad because we'd moved. And she didn't pee in any of my boxes, only his. Not nice. Or, maybe she was mad that I'd gotten married.

[csziggy]

16. The cat needs more options!

[quakerboy]

18. Downstairs where he is allowed to be

Granted, I have no cat. But this is how i imagine it would be if I did. Not everyone is ruled by their cat. If my childhood didn't break me, no cat ever will, unless they run beneath my feet while I am on the stairs. And even then its a combo of gravity and wood breaking me, not the cat.

[Victor_c3]

19. given those options

my cat would choose neither and sleep on top of the pile of papers, pens, and my laptop computer on the table.