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littlemissmartypants

(22,632 posts) Tue Jan 22, 2013, 03:07 PM Jan 2013

Your best one liner...

First Lady Obama would have said_______________ if she didn't have food in her mouth.

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Your best one liner... (Original Post) littlemissmartypants Jan 2013 OP

That looks like a "Dream on orange man". n/t PoliticAverse Jan 2013 #1

Shine on you crazy orange? Fearless Jan 2013 #2

"...juviniles." sakabatou Jan 2013 #3

I always need to remind myself... HarveyDarkey Jan 2013 #4

Kickin' it for Ain't That The Truth. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #16

Shut up and eat your food siligut Jan 2013 #5

"You're an ass." sinkingfeeling Jan 2013 #6

what-ever! n/t Enrique Jan 2013 #7

HOW? does his wife put up with his shit?!?! benld74 Jan 2013 #8

"If I throw a stick,...will you leave?" ohiosmith Jan 2013 #9

"Someone named 'Boehner' shouldn't be such as wiseass." nt NoGOPZone Jan 2013 #10

Well the "jerk" store just called, and they're all out of you! dawg Jan 2013 #11

Dammit - I should have said that lame54 Jan 2013 #15

This pretzel is making me thirsty! Dr. Strange Jan 2013 #18

Heh... Xyzse Jan 2013 #12

... littlemissmartypants Jan 2013 #13

. . . In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #17

"I used to be salt and pepper. Now I'm just salt." bif Jan 2013 #14

"Idiot." Iggo Jan 2013 #19

"Boehner thinks Rush the Band is Great?? What a douchebag" madinmaryland Jan 2013 #20

What is "Up yours, Tard." lastlib Jan 2013 #21

Take it outside. Both of you. Brigid Jan 2013 #22

I say she would take a line from "Catwoman" Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2013 #23

“He run in my fucking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up.” ashling Jan 2013 #24

Look at the look on Barack's face...he was having fun ! I am 100% about Laura PourMeADrink Jan 2013 #25

Is that Boehner's wife? Michelle Laura PourMeADrink Jan 2013 #26

"Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that falls out your mouth." kcass1954 Jan 2013 #27

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

1. That looks like a "Dream on orange man". n/t

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 03:15 PM

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Fearless

(18,421 posts)

2. Shine on you crazy orange?

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 03:16 PM

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sakabatou

(42,149 posts)

3. "...juviniles."

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Tue Jan 22, 2013, 03:31 PM

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HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts)

4. I always need to remind myself...

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 03:36 PM

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to never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

16. Kickin' it for Ain't That The Truth.

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Reply #4)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:28 AM

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siligut

(12,272 posts)

5. Shut up and eat your food

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 03:38 PM

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She is classier than that though.

sinkingfeeling

(51,448 posts)

6. "You're an ass."

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Tue Jan 22, 2013, 04:11 PM

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Enrique

(27,461 posts)

7. what-ever! n/t

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Tue Jan 22, 2013, 04:12 PM

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benld74

(9,904 posts)

8. HOW? does his wife put up with his shit?!?!

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Tue Jan 22, 2013, 04:39 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

9. "If I throw a stick,...will you leave?"

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Tue Jan 22, 2013, 05:08 PM

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NoGOPZone

(2,971 posts)

10. "Someone named 'Boehner' shouldn't be such as wiseass." nt

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 05:14 PM

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dawg

(10,624 posts)

11. Well the "jerk" store just called, and they're all out of you!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 05:14 PM

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lame54

(35,285 posts)

15. Dammit - I should have said that

Reply to dawg (Reply #11)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 10:53 AM

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Dr. Strange

(25,920 posts)

18. This pretzel is making me thirsty!

Reply to dawg (Reply #11)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:33 AM

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Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

12. Heh...

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Tue Jan 22, 2013, 05:26 PM

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"Is that your foot? Get it away from my leg... Eew".

littlemissmartypants

(22,632 posts)

13. ...

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 08:13 AM

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"If I close my eyes and wish real hard...nope he's still there."

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

17. . . .

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Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:30 AM

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bif

(22,697 posts)

14. "I used to be salt and pepper. Now I'm just salt."

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Wed Jan 23, 2013, 10:45 AM

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Iggo

(47,550 posts)

19. "Idiot."

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Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:37 AM

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madinmaryland

(64,931 posts)

20. "Boehner thinks Rush the Band is Great?? What a douchebag"

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Wed Jan 23, 2013, 03:55 PM

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lastlib

(23,216 posts)

21. What is "Up yours, Tard."

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Wed Jan 23, 2013, 06:58 PM

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Brigid

(17,621 posts)

22. Take it outside. Both of you.

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Wed Jan 23, 2013, 07:11 PM

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I'm trying to eat here.

Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)

23. I say she would take a line from "Catwoman"

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Wed Jan 23, 2013, 08:28 PM

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" Armatures."

ashling

(25,771 posts)

24. “He run in my fucking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up.”

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 08:32 PM

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I know it doesn't necessarily fit, but

that's my line and I'm stickin' to it.

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)

25. Look at the look on Barack's face...he was having fun ! I am 100% about

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:11 PM

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letting loved ones have fun and doing what they want, without judgement. That is the way I want others to treat me.

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)

26. Is that Boehner's wife? Michelle

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Wed Jan 23, 2013, 11:12 PM

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was shutting her out. Maybe Boehner's wife had been a bitch to her before she started eating?

kcass1954

(1,819 posts)

27. "Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that falls out your mouth."

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Thu Jan 24, 2013, 02:31 AM

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