Is the plural of penis penises or peni

[LynneSin]

Just curiouis

[FSogol]

1. I hope it isn't "peni" because that would really change the meaning of the song,

"Pennies From Heaven."

[ohiosmith]

2. Tallywackers.

[hlthe2b]

3. penes (like testes is the plural of testis)

[trof]

24. Like "Every time it rains, it rains...penes from Heaven."?

I just hadda.

[hlthe2b]

27. Using them to pay is a bit...

awkward, however.

[LiberalEsto]

4. penne

served with puttanesca sauce

[ohiosmith]

5. At Olive Garden!

[KamaAina]

9. You do realize that the name "puttanesca" comes from the Italian for

"whore" (putta), right? According to legend, working girls prepared this dish because it can be made in a hurry.

It is also a favorite of Mom's. Any therapist worth her salt would have a field day with that.

[LiberalEsto]

11. Yes

but thanks for explaining it to the other Loungers

[CurtEastPoint]

6. penixes

[LiberalEsto]

7. Is that like in Penix, Arizona? nt

[CurtEastPoint]

8. Actually I THOUGHT I made it up but Urban Dictionary says...

Penix
When you lose a boner in an awkward situation, then it rises in your pants again, randomly, like a phoenix.
"I thought i avoided that boner during my speech, but I got a penix during the last part."

[HopeHoops]

10. "Units"

[geardaddy]

12. Dongs

[Wait Wut]

13. A flock?

A gaggle?

Why is it that a group of furry mouses is mice, but a bunch of computer mouses is mouses?

Why is a group of gooses geese, but a group of mooses isn't meese?

[a simple pattern]

18. Maybe a waggle

[Wait Wut]

29. A 47 yr. old woman should not giggle...

...at penis jokes.

[dembotoz]

14. republican national committee????

or was that the plural of dildo

[LynneSin]

17. I was thinking that was the plural of douchebag

but I could be wrong

[MGKrebs]

15. I don't know, but how about the plural of "podium"?

Podia?
Podii?

[tjwmason]

36. Podia

Standard Latin second declension neuter, mediating a Greek origin.

[geardaddy]

16. Junk

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. When does one ever get to encounter them in the plural?

These days I'm damn lucky to find just one. I don't need to know what the plural is, considering.

[trof]

23. I was wondering the same thing. What's LynneSin up to, anyway?

"Just curious" my ass.

[blueamy66]

25. LOL

Thanks for brightening up my sad ass day!

[rug]

20. The plural of penis is penis.

That's why they're hard to tell apart.

[Brother Buzz]

21. Diphallia?

[dawg]

22. I will vote for "penises".

But then again, I also say octopuses.

[dimbear]

34. It's hard to go wrong with octopus. It's one of the rare English words with three correct

plurals.

Octopi
Octopuses
Octopus

In a strange way it resembles the phrase 'sine die.' It's almost impossible to mispronounce it, because every plausible way to say it is acceptable.

[JoePhilly]

26. Hippipeni?

[Bruce Wayne]

28. Penny for your thoughts

[Dystopian]

30. Which sounds better? You be the judge : )

I saw a penis. Life is good.

I've seen more than my share of peni in my life. Life is good.

Now you know.

peace~

[Canis Mala]

31. If you use peni

It would more properly be written "penii." But it isn't so it's not.

[NYC_SKP]

32. Well, Hell. Let's Just Ask a Bunch of 'Em....

...

[Xipe Totec]

33. If you find the right one, plurals are superfluous nt

[LynneSin]

35. Like a 3rd nipple