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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/23/florida-cops-taser-naked-burglar-who-pooped-and-masturbated-when-homeowner-pulled-a-gun/***
Hes laying on my floor, the homeowner told 911 operators. He run in my fucking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up.
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Deputies later discovered Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence, WTSP reported.
.... doctors had not yet been able to determine what Bruni was on.
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sakabatou
(42,149 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)ashling
(25,771 posts)for my subject line in OP
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Flaxbee
(13,661 posts)Naked hooting and hollering is just ... well.
harmonicon
(12,008 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)so why was he charged with burglary?
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Why is the craziest things going on in FL? I don't understand it.
RebelOne
(30,947 posts)Dr. Strange
(25,920 posts)I mean Bruni. Bruni didn't drop off the roof.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I was hoping you didn't post it here.
Thank you
sadbear
(4,340 posts)(The kind that don't do anything if you put them in the bath.)
datasuspect
(26,591 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)Keep hounding me on it and I'll do it again!
madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)Moondog
(4,833 posts)Brigid
(17,621 posts)That will never be equalled --here or elsewhere.
Demoiselle
(6,787 posts)...Not on drugs or anything, I mean.
I can't read a story like this without feeling terribly sad.
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)I just wrote a short story based on a similar incident that happened to some seniors I knew back in the 70s.
marzipanni
(6,011 posts)or antagonists?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Altho it would be interesting to rewrite it with the intruder as the protagonist.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)Talk about a harmless bit of fun.
davsand
(13,421 posts)Come on--a nekkid guy running in, pooping, and whacking off in somebody's house--that is some decent comedic material all by itself. The comments just add to the fun:
lindylou13 hours ago
Are you sure that isn't Ted Nugent?
Andy> lindylou13 hours ago
Yes, this person shit in the front hall not in his pants.
Hooker> Andy12 hours ago
A "dis-stink-tion" without a difference.
TheGuru> Andy10 hours ago
Hey, we're not talking about Al Roker now.
Laura
Lil Missy
(17,865 posts)La Lioness Priyanka
(53,866 posts)or a psychotic break
Incitatus
(5,317 posts)um....