Penis tattoo gives man permanent erection

[LynneSin]

Penis tattoo gives man permanent erection

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/10/penis-tattoo-gives-man-permanent-erection/

An Iranian who set out to get a pithy phrase tattooed on his penis got a little more than he bargained for.

The unnamed 21-year-old asked for the words “borow be salaamat” — translated as “good luck with your journeys” — and his girlfriend’s initial, “M,” on his penis and ended up with a semi-permanent erection as a bonus.

Doctors from the Kermanshah University of Medical Sciences in Kermanshah, Iran diagnosed the man with a non-ischemic priapism, a condition where blood flowing out of the penis is not sufficient enough to shrink the erection.

[Broderick]

1. goodness

[Ptah]

2. +1 ignore

[av8rdave]

3. Must have been one he!! of a tattoo!

[dawg]

4. Maybe I should get that tattoo - "good luck with your journeys - M"

Except I don't have a woman in my life ... so no need for the initial. And "journeys" is an awfully long word. Maybe "trip" would be better.

Oh dear, what if it's cold in the tattoo parlor. There still might not be room.

I know. I'll just get mine to say "good on your trip"

That'll fit.

Mabye I'll have them do it in comic sans.

[MrCoffee]

5. The Font of Champions

I lost my shit when you said comic sans.

That's just cruel.

[dawg]

6. Either that or papyrus.

What do you think?

[MrCoffee]

9. Oh no, comic sans is far, far worse than papyrus

You nailed it first time.

[Canis Mala]

7. I have contemplated

the preamble to the Constitution inked onto my willie.

[dawg]

8. We the Pe

[Bake]

12. Only the Preamble?

Heck, I've got the whole Constitution on mine!

But you have to get real close to read it.





Bake

[RedCloud]

19. Ahem! I don't *have to* go to Wikipedia to find something!

How it updates is beyond me.

Also when I went to my doctor because it lasted more than four hours she and then followed by

[sakabatou]

10. That tatto must've been hard.

[HopeHoops]

11. A permanent kick stand! And without popping Viagra every six hours!

[Stuart G]

13. This is indeed the place to come for info that one wouldn't get elsewhere..and I will add this:

.... I must rec this...just cause the topic is so........

....................stimulating.....................................

[suninvited]

14. Is that a tattoo on your penis?

Or are you happy to see me?

[marmar]

15. That's kind of hard to fathom.

It was kind of a bone-headed decision on his part.

[originalpckelly]

16. In other news, FDA to issue warning label for penises:

"If your tatrection lasts more than four hours, please consult a doctor. If it isn't going to hurt, then go out and party when the pain goes away, you lucky bastid you."

[Kali]

17. nevermind

sorry, forgot I was in the lounge

[Monk06]

18. No mon. My tattoo no say Wendy. It say Welcome to Jamaica and have a happy day.

[sarcasmo]

20. I don't need any stinking blue pill.