Joke: What NFL Team did Mitt Romney try to buy, and what name did he try to change it to?

[battleknight24]

If no one guesses right, I'll post the answer a little later...

[Bucky]

1. (spoiler)

New Orleans Latter Day Saints?

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. I'm glad Utaht of that. n/t

[battleknight24]

3. That's pretty good...

My "answer" was actually going to be "The Los Angeles Corporate Raiders"... but "New Orleans Latter Day Saints"
is good...

[ChazII]

4. This is a good punch line. n/t

[nolabear]

5. A bunch of them, and he didn't name them,

he broke them up, sold off half the players to other teams and sent the rest overseas to play in the new All-China League

[MilesColtrane]

6. The New York Private Jets

The Baltimore Cravens

The Jacksonville Jagoffs

The Kansas City Chief Executive Officers

The San Francisco 1 Percenters

The Detroit Liars

[KamaAina]

7. He actually bought most of the league

San Diego Overchargers

Washington Whiteskins

Chicago Bear Markets

New York Corporate Giants

Pittsburgh Stealers

[Gabi Hayes]

10. washington foreskins:

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/faithbased/2006/12/fore_shame.html

[KamaAina]

8. The Cleveland Browns

He didn't change the name, just moved the stadium (the "Dog Pound&quot to the roof of his car.

[Bucky]

9. !!