A little chuckle For your day!!!!
Absolutely Priceless !!!!!!!!!!
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1.
Don't change horses
Kid said
until they stop running.
2.
Strike while the
Kid said
bug is close.
3.
It's always darkest before
Kid said
Daylight Saving Time.
4.
Never underestimate the power of
Kid said
termites.
5.
You can lead a horse to water but
Kid said
how?
6.
Don't bite the hand that
Kid said
looks dirty.
7.
No news is
Kid said
impossible.
8.
A miss is as good as a
Kid said
Mr.
9.
You can't teach an old dog new
Kid said
math.
10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll
Kid said
stink in the morning.
11.
Love all, trust
Kid said
me.
12.
The pen is mightier than the
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pigs.
13.
An idle mind is
Kid said
the best way to relax.
14.
Where there's smoke there's
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pollution.
15.
Happy the bride who
Kid said
gets all the presents.
16.
A penny saved is
Kid said
not much.
17.
Two's company, three's
kid said
the Musketeers.
18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what
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you put on to go to bed.
19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
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you have to blow your nose.
20.
There are none so blind as
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Stevie Wonder.
21.
Children should be seen and not
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spanked or grounded.
22.
If at first you don't succeed
Kid said
get new batteries.
23.
You get out of something only what you
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see in the picture on the box.
24.
When the blind lead the blind
Kid said
get out of the way.
25.
A bird in the hand
Kid said
is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26.
Better late than
Kid said
pregnant.
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6.
Don't bite the hand that
Kid said
looks dirty. 
Don't ask me why... 