Top Ten Signs your Significant Other may be cheating on you.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. He/She has been paying less attention to you lately.
2. He/She has been paying more attention to you lately.
3. He/She has been paying the same amount of attention to you that he/she always does so not as to arouse suspicion.
4. He/She has given you more gifts and flowers lately.
5. He/She has not given you any gifts or flowers lately.
6. He/She has occasionally given you a gift or flower every once in a while so not as to arouse suspicion.
7. He/She has been irritable and distant.
8. He/She has been overly affectionate and concerned about your every feeling.
9. He/She appears to be carrying on with his/her normal life so not as to arouse suspicion.
10. You caught him/her in bed with your best friend.

I hope this has been of service to you. Pay it forward!

[seabeyond]

1. that is funny. nt

[In_The_Wind]

2. Absolutely ~

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

3. They may just have been drowsy...

It could be completely innocent.

Unless there is mayonnaise and rope involved. Then probably not.

[In_The_Wind]

4. or whipped cream

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[walkerbait41]

5. My wife is all the above

[Ron Obvious]

6. Oh, what a giveaway!

So now all a cheating spouse has to do is read this list and avoid doing any of those things!

[In_The_Wind]

7. damn. He never does any of that.

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[union_maid]

8. Food for thought

Going to have to think about whether mr. union maid does any of those things. Oh, hell, whatever...

[kentauros]

9. I'd say this is a good reason for long-distance relationships.

Because I would be oblivious to the majority of those things in your list, and it would be prohibitively expensive to do the rest (i.e., sending gifts, not to mention more gifts, across the Pacific.)

And my best friend doesn't live over there!

[In_The_Wind]

14. Excellent!

[NightWatcher]

10. The 3 biggest clues

1. Loses weight or starts getting in better shape.

2. Buys new/fancier underwear.

3. Showers away from home.

In my years as a PI, whenever a spouse was suspected of cheating I'd ask the client about those 3 things. Most of the time 1-3 were spot on, but just doing these does not mean they are cheating. Cheaters usually leave lots of clues.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

11. The definition of a 'no win' situation for anyone involved with a 'suspicious other'

[Populist_Prole]

12. The hi-bye phone calls

They might do the cell phone from a car call, or call when they know you won't have time.

They get "credit" for calling but can end the call quickly.

Sort of like the Seinfeld episode where George's parents use a phony Chinese food delivery to end the call with him.

[talkingmime]

13. If it's number ten do I get to take pictures?