Man Allegedly Stuffs PBR Cans In His Pants, Claims They Are His Penis

[madinmaryland]

And he would've gotten away with it, too, if -- no, no he wouldn't have.

Jonathan Scull, 26, allegedly tried to steal two cans of beer from a liquor store by shoving them in his pants, then told an employee that the cans were his penis, Wicked Local Somerville reported.

The Medford, Mass., man went into Woody's Liquors on the evening of Feb. 26, when the female employee, whose name has not been released, says she saw him drop the cans in his trousers and walk out. She told police she followed him out of the store and asked what the bulge around his ankle was, and he replied, "It's my [genitals]."

According to the paper, "The woman said she pointed out that the bulge around his ankle was clearly not his genitals" and he proceeded to chuck the can at her head and run away.

Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/06/jonathan-scull-pbr-beer-can-pants-penis_n_2820738.html

Note that this happened at Woody's Liquors!!

[talkingmime]

1. That reminds me of the bass player of Spinal Tap going through airport security.