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discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts) Thu Mar 7, 2013, 12:40 PM Mar 2013

Mood t-shirt for today:

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Mood t-shirt for today: (Original Post) discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 OP

Opiates. Hmmm. talkingmime Mar 2013 #1

Well... discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 #2

Groan. talkingmime Mar 2013 #3

Oh my... discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 #4

If you push me down a flight of stairs I'll piss on your car. talkingmime Mar 2013 #5

Scared now! discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 #6

I didn't mean to scare you, but I CAN write my name in the snow! talkingmime Mar 2013 #7

Oh well... discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 #8

Yeah, well, my handwriting has gotten worse. talkingmime Mar 2013 #9

As I always say... discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 #11

Because, I'm not finished pintobean Mar 2013 #10

I think I better... discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2013 #12

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

1. Opiates. Hmmm.

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Original post)

Thu Mar 7, 2013, 06:12 PM

Mar 2013

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)

2. Well...

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 7, 2013, 09:05 PM

Mar 2013

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

3. Groan.

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 8, 2013, 09:03 AM

Mar 2013

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)

4. Oh my...

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 8, 2013, 10:36 AM

Mar 2013

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

5. If you push me down a flight of stairs I'll piss on your car.

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #4)

Fri Mar 8, 2013, 10:54 AM

Mar 2013

And I'll piss with ATTITUDE!!!!

Just sayin'. Then again, if you look like the woman in the picture I might just piss next to it rather than on it. She's cute!

And slinkies are good for something. They keep cats amused. Have you ever started one down the stairs with cats around? It completely freaks them out.

Then there's the escalator that seems to move at exactly the right speed...

Then there's the classic treadmill...

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)

6. Scared now!

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #5)

Fri Mar 8, 2013, 11:02 AM

Mar 2013

...and:

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

7. I didn't mean to scare you, but I CAN write my name in the snow!

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 8, 2013, 11:12 AM

Mar 2013

I learned how to do that when I was about six or seven. My mom was not amused.

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)

8. Oh well...

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #7)

Fri Mar 8, 2013, 11:23 AM

Mar 2013

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

9. Yeah, well, my handwriting has gotten worse.

Reply to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #8)

Fri Mar 8, 2013, 11:27 AM

Mar 2013

I can still do it, but not as legibly. My wife's better at it.

Wait, I mean with my equipment, not hers, although I have seen "The Full Monty" scene where the three women are in the men's room - "Didn't take Girl Scouts for nothing". Impressive move!