Soliciting questions to Ask the DU Administrators

[Tommy_Carcetti]

I'll start:

What is the meaning of life?
Why are we here?
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, would a bear shit on it?

[csziggy]

1. Why am I in this handbasket and where am I going?

[ohiosmith]

2. Where'd I leave my glass eye!

[LeftofObama]

3. 1. If I post a question in Ask The Administrators

can it only be answered by an administrator, or can anyone answer it?

2. Since there is no more Meta, when I feel like starting a flame war can I just come to the lounge and call someone an enema nozzle without repercussions?

3. If CaliforniaPeggy calls me dear can I file a sexual harassment claim?

4. When SalmonchantedEvening posts his LOLCats on Sunday can we have his posts removed if there is no canine representation?

That's all I can think of for now, and for the new people from Meta this post is

[Wait Wut]

6. 3.

[trof]

18. I'm laughing so hard,out loud. Tears are running down my cheeks.

Thanks, I needed that.

[LeftofObama]

20. Glad I could help.

[benld74]

4. See below

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half


how long does it take



for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dillpickle?

[Sekhmets Daughter]

7. Hilarious!

[kentauros]

5. Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?

Who are you?
What do you want?
Why are you here?
Where are you going?
Do you have anything worth living for?

[Paulie]

11. Bravo!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

8. What day of the week is it anyway?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. "Who are you?"

"Who are you?"
"Tommy Carcetti"
"No, I mean...who...aaaaarrree.....youuuuu?"
"Tooooommmmmmyyyyy Caaaarrrrrrcetttttiiiiiiiii.....jeez, what are you, deef?"

Ten bucks or a Toyota if anyone can guess where I got that from.

[nolabear]

25. Reverend Jim's driving test?

If I wasn't on a mobile i'd post the YouTube. Makes me laugh like a crazy woman every time!

[HappyMe]

10. "What is all of this shit?"

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"Why don't these shoes fit anymore?"
"That's not a squirrel. What is that?"

"This smells funny. Has it gone bad?"
"Won't anyone think of the children?"
"Manolo Blahnik or Jimmy Choo?"

[pinboy3niner]

12. Why does my bathmat taste funny?

[kentauros]

13. What is a yute?

What's a grit?
How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a twenty wrapped around it?
What would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?

[pinboy3niner]

24. There's no such thing as a yute. It's two yutes or nothing.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

28. I did say that. Would *you* say that?

Stan, I've seen your parents argue. Trust me, they're amateurs.

All I ask from you is a very simple answer to a very simple question. There are only two ways to answer it: guilty or not guilty.

Hey, a burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic.

[kentauros]

14. How can you be in two places at once,

when you're not anywhere at all?

[Dr. Strange]

15. When does the next Chuggo album come out?

We need more Canadian rap up in here.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

16. No need to ask the Admins. I can answer that one for you.

November 11, 2013.

A 44 song concept album entitled "Mayonnaisegarden by Kaleidyscope"

[Dr. Strange]

41. I just had a Chuggasm.

[harmonicon]

17. This is the one I wanted to ask, but didn't have the balls to:

Can you fix stupid? I mean, clearly I can't, but maybe someone else can. People have been telling me all my life, "you can't fix stupid." Well, who can?! I could use it.

[trof]

19. Do these jeans make my butt look big?

Be honest.

[madinmaryland]

21. What is the best way to make fried chicken, fer christ sakes?

[pinboy3niner]

27. With CORN FLAKE breading, of course

(For the background, see Post #13 here--a classic from DU's Chicken Wars):
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x961628#961780

[fizzgig]

33. are we allowed to talk about that yet?

[sheshe2]

22. Why?

Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they know it's the end of the world
Cause you don't love me anymore?
Why do the birds go on singing?
Why do the stars glow above?
Why does my heart go on beating?
Why do these eyes of mine cry?
Why does my heart go on beating?
Why do these eyes of mine cry?

http://www.blurtit.com/q4904641.html

[nolabear]

26. Oh yeah...

[Grantuspeace]

23. Where is the beef? And who let the dogs out?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Old and In the Way]

29. Wouldn't it be cool if we could do something like a WH petition?

If we could have a forum dedicated to ideas where enough DUer's could get the administrator's to develop changes based on the community input?

[Generic Brad]

30. Which of the admins is the most AWESOME?

I'm trying to figure out which one to suck up to the most.

[SEMOVoter]

31. I never posted in the Thunderdome, I mean Meta....

But I feel the loss deserves a nice song from Tina Turner.

We don't need a another gyro!
(never understood why she was singing about delicious sandwiches in that song anyway....

[pinboy3niner]

34. How come I got shorted on the tzatziki for my gyro?

The guys at my local gyro place normally are real heros, but sometimes they have Feta clay.

[SEMOVoter]

39. I hate when that happens.

Also, I love tzatziki. In an embarassingly affectionate way. I tend to moan a bit when its really good.

After the first trip, I usually can count on extra tzatziki.

[velvet]

32. Ask the Administrators over for a drink.

Ask the Administrators if they have any questions.

[In_The_Wind]

35. Do I need to copy and paste old private messages into my email account ? .........

messages from a DUer before DU3 ... *poof* [img][/img]

[Major Nikon]

36. What exactly do "male enhancement" drugs actually enhance?

So far I've just noticed my hands are getting smaller.

[pintobean]

37. If a train left New York

at 300 miles per hour, and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour, and traveled a distance of 683 miles, tell me sir: what time would that train reach Chicago?

[Scuba]

38. It wouldn't. It's destined for Dallas.

[sarge43]

40. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

Does this dress/suit make me look fat?

Should a toilet paper roll be hung over or under?

What's your sign?

Is the hooky pooky really what it is all about?

[Sissyk]

42. Skinner, can I have

your flank steak recipe from last night?