How to eat a cupcake:

[UTUSN]

1- Hold it by the base,


2- Peel the paper all the way around,


3- Crunch in there from one of the muffin-top sides,


4- Continue...

[zbdent]

1. I'd show how to eat a pie ...

but I'd probably get banned outright ...

[Arctic Dave]

2. Wrong

1. Hold by base

2. Peel paper all the way around

3. Open hole located below the nose but above the chin

4. Toss in hole

5. Repeat until a) all cupcakes are gone, or, B) you see cupcakes at beginning of hole

6. Wash down with half gallon of milk

[sakabatou]

3. Nope

1. Lick off any frosting on top (skip of no frosting).
2. Eat the top off.
3. Take off and toss the paper or whatever container.
4. Continue eating the cupcake.

[In_The_Wind]

4. 5- Lick the top.

[talkingmime]

5. I start from the base and work my way up so only the frosting cap is left.

I do the same thing with muffins, especially if they have some sort of sweet sugar topping.