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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWell, fuck. They closed down the META 'recreational area'...I gotta sell some stuff....
Lessee -
I got a hammer and some tongs,
A flamethrower and a (slightly used) hazmat suit.
A dozen HOT-SHOT cattle prods and a gallon or so of mace (Industrial grade sprayer not included).
A pallet of pristine bear traps
(#16 Grizzly Bear Trap: 42 1/2" long. Each trap weighs 48 lbs., 24 to to the pallet. Stakes extra. You pick up.)
Two industrial bench presses, a cranial saw, a pressure washer, an autoclave (never used).
A gross of purity tests, all shined and ready to go.
Make me an offer.
I also gotta bunch of odds and ends. Pitbull ball gags, Gift certs to the olive Garden, a case or so of Camel Straights..Breast pumps.
And will SOMEONE call grantcart and tell him his wife and dog are outside my house, shaking down winos and stealing the fixed gear bicyles off the hipsters.
Parking here is a bitch. Why add to the chaos??
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)I don't remember much after the cockroach races.
He didn't have a very good lock for that bike.
He didn't have a very good roach, either.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)but I'll give you half the purity tests.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)You could butcher it if you want.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)and I could retire grantcart from the role.......hmmm....interesting....
Baitball Blogger
(46,698 posts)Not with all the bruising from all the kicking.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Baitball Blogger
(46,698 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)Kennah
(14,248 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)even with my "win debates thru boredom " motivational 8 track cartridge tapes ( 2 for 3$ )
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)Kennah
(14,248 posts)polly7
(20,582 posts)would you consider a pair of (almost completed) ultra-adorable crocheted newborn monster booties in trade? If no teeny ones in your family, they'd probably make pretty nifty ear-warmers.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)polly7
(20,582 posts)So anxious for my cranial saw!!!
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)Anybody up for leather riding boots, with fringed leather chaps? Also rowel spurs (tips a little blunt, but could be re-sharpened), dressage whip for riding, plaited rawhide longe whip, oh, and a nice lariat for roping, hog-tying, etc.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)And that rawhide whip.........
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)Do you know of any asbestos flameproof suits on the market?
I have a pesky neighbor that needs to be, er, attended to.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)belonged to 'Better Believe It' but IIRC, it's pretty crispy, even for asbestos.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)That needs to be in top notch condition. After I take out the neighbor, I'll need to clean out the toxic waste dump that he calls home.
Let me know what you find out about the asbestos suit. I need it in case the neighbor gets off a couple rounds before I finish him off with the flamethrower.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)an unfortunate grave dancing thread that wound up being a bloody knock down drag out melee.
It cleaned up perfectly.
HALF PRICE!!
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)After I take out the neighbor and finishing cleaning his toxic waste dump, I can use it to clean the toxic waste site under my family room, where all the neighborhood rats go to die.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)leather riding boots in trade for a barrel full of hair of all colors and textures with scalp tissue still attached.
polly7
(20,582 posts)did you use my cranial saw??? I hope you didn't dull it all up.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)Those scalps sound pretty interesting. I've been wanting to redecorate the living room and need new wallpaper. Also something to re-upholster the armchair.
rrneck
(17,671 posts)cliffordu
(30,994 posts)You DO know that people were keeping their 'specimens' in there for the poo flinging threads, right??
rrneck
(17,671 posts)Oh shit.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)Everybody in META were convinced their shit didn't stink.....
Just sayin'
rrneck
(17,671 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,336 posts)There was a big chorus of "Ding Dong" in there when a particular someone was shown the door.
There's gotta be a few leftover Ding Dongs.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)You can have 'em for free.
olddots
(10,237 posts)I'll give you 5 bucks for a politically correct claw hammer and those olive garden coupons ----got some left ????
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)and I gotta half dozen of the coupons. Sold.
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)Per settlement.
51% of everything else.
And the Airstream we share, six months of the year on, six off, alternating seasons...
Keep the ball gags- you never used them right anyway...
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)and you go all sensitive on me.
As Bonny Tyler said:
grantcart
(53,061 posts)[font color="red" size="28" ]And CONTAIN THE CLIFFORDU[/font]
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)you wouldn't have a key, wouldja??
I dont wanna tell you how I'm typing this....
PS -
That was my favorite sweatshirt, ya know.
Ptah
(33,023 posts)Bring your truck to the loading dock and we'll use my forklift to load 'em.
Watch these things, they can take out a 12 foot troll.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)For them it's just another feet accompli.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)Kurovski
(34,655 posts)And now I shall never know what wisdom was handed to me--or flung at me--as the case may be.
I had some juicy confessions written in Meta. it's just as well.
I do wish I had captured some pages, tho.
Tra la, such fun.