Jesus is Watching You..not reglious, just a clean joke...#16
There was a burglar making his way thru a nice house when he hears a
voice, "Jesus is watching you" From the bedroom,after taking the
lady's jewels, he goes to the living room takes a
flat screen TV, DVD, and another small DVD- TV combo...from another room..
, a voice "Jesus is watching you"
....
He finally gets to the kitchen........starts to
steal the fine silver wear, and notices a parrot, saying,
"Jesus is watching you".......The burglar looks up, and says, "Oh, you
must be Jesus, you are nothing to worry about..." What kind of owner
would name a parrot "Jesus".....
.....The parrot replies.." My name is Moses
,not Jesus, Jesus is the meanest 150 pound German Shepard you ever
met, and he is standing right outside the kitchen door, and believe
me, Jesus is watching you."