My new hobby.

[graywarrior]

Creating lolcats...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Omigod, my dear gray!

Those are wonderful!

Don't you have enough stuff to do???

[graywarrior]

2. You mean, sick, don't you?

[HopeHoops]

3. What, no duct tape?

Cats and duct tape actually aren't a real good idea. Never mind.

[graywarrior]

4. Cats have claws

Ducks have webbed feet

[HopeHoops]

5. Yeah, but ducks have a WICKED bite!!!

I'll put my hand in any dog or cat's mouth to stop them from biting - but I'll be damned if I'd do that with a duck (or a cormorant for that matter).

Turtles can bite too, easily breaking a finger.

[graywarrior]

6. You're thinking of geese

They're worst than pit bulls.

[HopeHoops]

7. Geese are more territorial. They both have nasty bites.

(but geese can reach the naughty bits)

[graywarrior]

8. They like bums

[HopeHoops]

9. They also like the one-eyed wonder worm.

Don't go skinny dipping near geese if you're a guy.

I know, you aren't, but still. Somebody warn MFM!!!!!

[graywarrior]

10. I'm not a guy?

ruh roh

[fizzgig]

11. that first one is fucking gold

stumbled across this the other day

[graywarrior]

12. I....I....I... aye yi yi

[Kali]

13. bwhahahahhahaha