I sometimes scare myself when I look into the mirror in the morning

[ashling]

[Arkansas Granny]

1. My reaction is "OMG!!! Why is that old woman staring in my window?". Then I realize

that I'm looking in the mirror.

[olddots]

2. that looks too familiar

maybe a shower will help

[talkingmime]

3. It's a weird day if I DON'T scare myself looking in the mirror in the morning!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

4. I hung a towel over my mirror!

It's better this way.

[bluesbassman]

5. I don't see anything when I look at a mirror. What could be causing that?

[pinboy3niner]

6. Not enough Vitamin D?

Try getting out in the sun more.

[bluesbassman]

7. I tried that once, but my skin started smoking. Is that normal?

[Wounded Bear]

8. For some........

[pinboy3niner]

10. You're probably using the wrong sunscreen

Try Dubya's favorite: SPF brazillions.

[Ikonoklast]

9. Fresh garlic also helps immensely.

They have garlic extract in pill form, very convenient when trying to slay the unde...I mean, very good for the complexion.

[Callmecrazy]

11. So are the tanning beds at the Church rectory.

[pinboy3niner]

12. Pills, schmills

Garlic! Apply directy to the face! (As seen on TV.)

Also, do not sleep in confined spaces. The skin needs to be exposed to lots of fresh air for the garlic to work.

[Ikonoklast]

13. I have found that water from Lourdes does wonders for my dry skin.

If none is handy, water blessed by a priest will do in a pinch.

Sprinkle liberally on the affected area, and watch carefully for combust...I mean allergic reaction.

[pinboy3niner]

14. I can attest to that!

And the spiritual effect is increased tenfold if one also wears a crucifix.

[Ikonoklast]

15. I have a family heirloom crucifix that is made of solid Silver stolen from the Inca by Pizarro,

many hundreds of years old, and has a splinter from The True Cross embedded in it.

I get howls of appreciation from its admirers.

[Ron Obvious]

16. The world's first Siamese / English Bulldog hybrid! n/t