What does Jon Hamm's giant package mean to you?

[Gold Metal Flake]

Very Important News You Need To Know.

Jon Hamm's Private Parts Allegedly Cause A Frenzy On 'Mad Men' Set
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/20/jon-hamms-private-parts-mad-men_n_2915010.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

Jon Hamm's not-so-private parts are reportedly causing quite the stir on the "Mad Men" set.

According to the New York Daily News' Confidenti@l, an AMC Network insider says the allegedly well-endowed actor was kindly instructed by a staffer to please wear underwear while shooting his scenes.

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” the source tells Confidentia@l. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.”

Where is your God now?

[tblue]

1. He wasn't wearing underwear?

Eek!

[RevStPatrick]

2. "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine..."

[Moondog]

3. It pays to advertise.

[olddots]

4. I used to carry a roll of certs in my front pocket

I was the king of the dating bars .

[talkingmime]

5. Two words: duct tape

[nolabear]

11. Three words: OW! OW! OW!

[Agschmid]

6. Okay embarrassed I know of this but....

http://jonhammswang.tumblr.com

And no it's not THAT dirty but still probably NSFW.

Enjoy.

[Gold Metal Flake]

8. Your link has me all choked up.

I just can't get a handle on my feelings about this. I'm getting all wrapped up in it.

[Agschmid]

9. Well it certainly explains why she always seems so happy...

[nolabear]

12. Thank you, from the bottom of my warm little heart.

*sigh*

[Agschmid]

13. No problem... it's what I'm here for...

call me a Tumblr expert.

[CBGLuthier]

7. That nothing in life is ever fair

Drop dead handsome and well-endowed. I hope he has the decency to at least have a somewhat mediocre IQ.

[Agschmid]

10. He is pretty smart it seems from interviews.... n/t

[blueknight]

14. well.

maybe im at least smarter then him?