Are people claiming they've never had sex with a Republican

[BainsBane]

Following up on olddots thread

Can you really be sure you've never had sex with a Republican? Not ever?

I have. It's not contagious, really.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Normally. I don't ask that question before sex.

I do ask if he is single tho.

[BainsBane]

3. unfortunately the answer to that one

isn't always reliable.

[In_The_Wind]

5. I 'look' for more that his words.

Sometimes I'm wrong.
After a few dates I can tell before hopping into bed with almost any man.

[BainsBane]

8. Oh yeah

Though it took me a month to find out in the case of one guy. The worst thing was that he started up with me IMMEDIATELY after his wedding!

[In_The_Wind]

11. imo: They rarely know how to treat a woman like a lady.

Which is typical of a horny republican.

[BainsBane]

12. That one was a Democrat

[In_The_Wind]

13. pffft. you have my sympathy.

[BainsBane]

14. Thanks

[Callmecrazy]

2. I live in Florida...

I get fucked by Republicans all the time.

[lastlib]

4. I've had the same experience from my red state, and the one next door.....

but I've never enjoyed it enough to call it 'sex'

[Jamaal510]

6. I wouldn't mind having sex with one

or even having a relationship with one, as long as we both agree to never discuss politics.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

7. I don't consider politics....

convivial or stimulating "pillow talk" myself.

[olddots]

9. I found out a few old mates had become repukes over the years

in school there were weirdoes and weirder weirdoes

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Once (that I KNOW of). She left unhappy... muttering about having hoped to have smaller government..

[alarimer]

15. I have, but it wasn't that great.

I think liberals make better lovers.

[baldguy]

16. .

I was thinking of things that I hate to do, -sex with your parents
Things you do to me or I do to you, baby, -sex with your parents
Something fatter or uglier than Rush Rambo
Something more disgusting than Robert Dole
Something pink that climbs out of a hole
And there it was - sex with your parents

I was getting so sick of this right wing republican shit
These ugly old man scared of young tit and dick
So I try to think of something that made me sick
And there it was - sex with your parents

Now these old fucks can steal all they want
And they can go and pass laws saying you can't say what you want
And you can't look at this and you can't look at that
And you can't smoke this and you can't snort that
And me baby - I got statistics - I got stats
These people have been to bed with their parents

Now I know you're shocked but hang and have a brew
If you think about it for a minute you know that it's true
They're ashamed and repelled and they don't know what to do
They've had sex with their parents

When they looked into their lovers eyes they saw - mom

In the name of the family values we must ask whose family
In the name of the family values we must ask
Senator
It's has been reported that you have had
Illegal congress with your mother, - sex with your parents

Senator
An illegal congress by proxy is a
Pigeon by any other name, - sex with your parents

Senators you polish a turd
Here in the big city we got a word
For those who would bed their beloved big bird
And make a mockery of our freedoms

Without even using a condom
Without even saying " no "
By god we have a name for people like that
It's - hey motherfucker

[BainsBane]

17. that will cure any latent tendencies

to have sex with Republicans.

[Sophiegirl]

18. Carville and Matalin

Go figure. Rare, but it happens.