PHOTO: Enjoy an ice-cold, delicious "Cerono," the "Superior Quality Mexico Brand" Beer from Beijing!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[CurtEastPoint]

1. While wearing your...

[geardaddy]

2. It can't be any worse that the original.

[arbusto_baboso]

11. Indeed. Corona is the All-Star Captain...

of Team Skunky Beer.

[geardaddy]

12. Agreed.

I call it "beer-flavored beverage."

[arbusto_baboso]

13. I once saw a tasting note for Corona on a beer website...

and it read: "This is the only beer I've ever had that managed to travel through my esophagus in both directions simultaneously."

Quite.

[geardaddy]

14. That is awesome

because it's true.

[siligut]

3. Stop scaring me

China had a bad quarter, future pain in the offering.

[hifiguy]

4. Like Black Tartan Wombat Scotch Wisky Wine [sic]

which I read about somewhere once upon a time. Genuine "Scotch Wisky Wine" made in Singapore.

[KamaAina]

5. Made with extra formaldehyde!

Seriesly, that's always been the rumor about San Miguel from the Philippines (sometimes available at discount in Hawai'i). I didn' think it was quite that bad!

[geardaddy]

7. Absolutely!

That's what I drank in Taiwan, until I heard that rumor.

[Kali]

6. bwahahahha!

too funny!

*goes to the back fridge to check that last bottle of corona from New Years*

[Ikonoklast]

8. Made from the freshest sawdust and asbesto cold filtered!

Poison never tasted so refreshing!

Now available in Cool Pine flavor.

[pacalo]

10. With a little melamine resin for added fiber.

[JBoy]

9. I like my beer robest

[deucemagnet]

15. Don't let the hipsters see that!

The fact that it's trying to be PBR is so ironic that it will become hugely popular with the hipster community which will go into irony overload and will conspicuously consume mass quantities even if it tastes like skunk ass.