Ok I think I'm a bit tipsy because I can't stop laughing over the phrase 'plate of poo'

[LynneSin]

Herradura

[HopeHoops]

1. Every time a dog looks at a cat box, it sees two lit candles and a rose in a small vase on the table

Cat box crunchies - the appetizer of champion dogs.

[LynneSin]

2. This is why cats and dogs should never live in the same house

It's almost like a weird expermentation kinda like a warped human centipede except this time everyone wants to eat each others poo

[HopeHoops]

3. I've never been into the scatological sciences.

It just sounds like a shitty area of study.

[Bake]

4. You are correct of course!

But that is just the nastiest, grossest thing EVER.



Bake

[HopeHoops]

5. Carlin: "The only thing that smells worste than cat food is....

...cat food that's been through a cat's digestive tract. "

Any cat owner will agree.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Go out for Chinese and order a Pu Pu platter. n/t