What's your Unitarian Jihad name?

[GoneOffShore]

Mine is Brother Burning Trebuchet of Balance. And I now expect to be addressed as such or the coffee will be absolutely sucky.

Click to get your own Unitarian Jihad name

[bluedigger]

1. Brother Peaceful Pepper Spray of Tolerance

I kind of like it.

[Moondog]

2. Brother Honorable Revolver of Love

[barbtries]

3. i got a good one:

Brother/Sister Guillotine of Contemplation

[polly7]

4. ...

Sister Shotgun of Reason

[Brother Buzz]

5. Brother Howitzer of Unassuming Acceptance

Woo-hoo, artillery!

[Solly Mack]

6. Sister Inspired Blade of Charity

[GoneOffShore]

7. Everyone is doing very well.

Now go over to Meta and use your new names.

[GoCubsGo]

9. Sister Pitchfork of Truth

Awesome!

[rocktivity]

11. Sister Garotte of Togetherness

works for me.


rocktivity

[LiberalEsto]

12. Sister Pointy Implement of Mild Mercy

Beware of my Pointy Instrument

[yellowcanine]

13. Angry Unitarian Amish Rake Fighter

Thee had better watch thy buttocks.

[fifthoffive]

14. Sister Shiv of Unassuming Serenity

[haele]

15. Sister Mindful Hammer of Tolerance -

And I make a mean Chicken Kiev.

Haele

[BlancheSplanchnik]

43. pairs well with a molotov cocktail

I assume?

[Major Nikon]

16. Having been raised in the Unitarian church, I take great offense to this kind of shit

However, as a practicing atheist my tolerance demands I accept it.

BTW, mine is Brother Immaculate Shotgun of Courteous Truth.

[dweller]

22. nice wide pattern of shot there brother

just sayin'

rock on,
Brother Taser of Grace

[treestar]

32. I don't even get the point

What happens in the Unitarian Church that brings this about?

[GoneOffShore]

42. There was an article about Unitarian Jihadists

several years ago. Tongue in cheek, written by Jon Carrol of SFGate.

Here's a snippet.

The following is the first communique from a group calling itself Unitarian Jihad. It was sent to me at The Chronicle via an anonymous spam remailer. I have no idea whether other news organizations have received this communique, and, if so, why they have not chosen to print it. Perhaps they fear starting a panic. I feel strongly that the truth, no matter how alarming, trivial or disgusting, must always be told. I am pleased to report that the words below are at least not disgusting:

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.


Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL#ixzz1k8AjG9EZ]

[treestar]

47. Thanks!

I love it!

Get a dog, or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL#ixzz1k9Y1Nvje

[Rob H.]

17. Brother Machine Gun of Hope

I like it, yes, indeed!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

18. Brother Hydrogen Bomb of Wisdom

If that seems oxymoronic, well, I can live somewhere between ox-like and moronic.

My given Jihad name has more ring to it than what I would have picked: Seeker with Broken Compass.

Jihad or no jihad, I don't think I'm quite ready for a crusade just yet. I need a nap first.

[Rhiannon12866]

19. Sister Arrow of Truth. Hmm...

[Soylent Brice]

20. Brother Honorable Howitzer of Tolerance

[Joe Shlabotnik]

21. Brother Sister of equal opportunity.

[csziggy]

23. Mine blows all of yours away - Sister Burning Neutron Bomb of Warm Acceptance

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. Sister Venerable Pepper Spray of Mild Togetherness...

I'm into togetherness!

And by golly, if that venerable pepper spray doesn't bring us together, well then, nothing will!

[Dystopian]

25. Sister Neutron Bomb of Reflection

This really makes sense...
Very cool...

thanks.



peace~

[Behind the Aegis]

26. Brother Rail Gun of Grace

LOL!

[eppur_se_muova]

27. Brother Cosh of Reasoned Debate

It feels kind of appropriate.

[HappyMe]

28. Sister Holy Pistol of Reflection

Don your bullet proof vests.

[hobbit709]

29. Brother/Sister Orbital Laser of Kind Humanitarianism

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

36. They gave me Brother/Sister Orbital Laser of Kind Acceptance

I refreshed and got Brother/Sister Honorable Axe of Serenity

Axes are cooler than Lasers

edit:
I tried again and got an upgraded Axe! Brother/Sister Flaming Battle Axe of Moderate Humanitarianism

[sakabatou]

39. Also known as the Orbital Friendship Cannon

?1318992465

[treestar]

30. Sarah Palin's is:

Sister Venerable Shiv of Loving Hope

[treestar]

31. The President's:

Brother Musket of Contemplation

[HopeHoops]

33. He Of The Eternal Flatulence

[boston bean]

34. Sister Divine Shotgun of Tolerance

[sarge43]

35. Sister Revolver of Charity

[Wait Wut]

37. Sister Neutron Bomb of Hope

That's just awesome. Think I'll keep it.

[sakabatou]

38. Brother Hand Grenade of Freedom

[cyberswede]

40. Sister Broadsword of Mild Tranquility

I like it..

[rurallib]

41. Brother/Sister Inspired Gatling Gun of Understanding

I like it!

[FloridaJudy]

44. Sister Blunderbuss of Kind Understanding

..and those cookies had better be vegan!

[Ilsa]

45. Sister Blade of Grace is my married name, but

Immaculate Crossbow of Kind Togetherness is my madden name.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

46. Ooooo, I think I'd like to make up some of my own

Sister Dagger-ax of the Dao

Sister Solemnity of the Eight-Fold Scimitar

The Brahman of the Apostles' Brass Knuckles

Sister Celebration of the Saints' Sickle

[greatauntoftriplets]

48. Brother/Sister Shuriken of Equanimity

I think that should be "sister".

[GoneOffShore]

54. There are several options for gender selection on that page or

you may try the original Unitarian Jihad name generator - http://whump.com/dropbox/other/ujname.html

[Tindalos]

49. Sister Atom Bomb of Serene Mindfulness

[Kadie]

50. Sister Honorable Hammer of Humanitarianism

[underpants]

51. Brother Flaming Blade of Acceptance

that is hilarious

[Amaril]

52. Sister Pepper Spray of Forgiving Contemplation

if I go with my maiden name.

Sister Axe of Reason if I use my married name (which I kept after my divorce).

Hmmmm, I rather like the idea of being the Axe of Reason.

[susanr516]

53. Sister Cattle Prod of Balance

Way better than a Taser.

[blueknight]

55. brother/sister torch of mercy

i like it!

[mysuzuki2]

56. Malevolent Master of Passive Agression

[PassingFair]

57. Sister Burning Hydrogen Bomb of Forgiving Discussion nt

[AggieGal]

58. Sister Immaculate Spear of Balance

I am kinda klutzy, so maybe I use my spear to keep others in balance?

[era veteran]

59. Brother Burning Battle Axe of Patient Enlightenment

Nailed it

[Turbineguy]

60. Brother/Sister Immaculate Trebuchet of Patient Balance

Now I am no longer sure of my sex.

[pokerfan]

61. Brother Crossbow of Kind Equanimity

Crossbows are cool but I really wanted a trebuchet.