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Brigid

(17,621 posts)
Sat Jan 21, 2012, 07:41 PM Jan 2012

Dear Sea-Tasty Tuna:

Another gem from my Technical Writing textbook:

Seth Reeves
19 Lowry's Lane
Morgan, TN 30610

April 12, 2009

Sea-Tasty Tuna
Route 113
Lynchburg, TN. 30563

I've been buying your tuna fish for years, and up to now it's been OK.

But this morning I opened a can to make myself a sandwich. What do you think was staring me in the face? A fly. That's right, a housefly. That's him you see taped to the bottom of this letter.

What are you going to do about this?

Yours very truly,

Seth Reeves


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Dear Sea-Tasty Tuna: (Original Post) Brigid Jan 2012 OP
"flied lice?" HopeHoops Jan 2012 #1
Anyone who buys 'tuna' from a place that's nowhere near the ocean petronius Jan 2012 #2
It's canned tuna TheCruces Jan 2012 #3

petronius

(26,598 posts)
2. Anyone who buys 'tuna' from a place that's nowhere near the ocean
Sat Jan 21, 2012, 07:55 PM
Jan 2012

ought to be grateful that the worst thing he gets is just a housefly...

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