Share your thoughts on UFOs!

[struggle4progress]

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	Why? Are the Borg paying you to collect data on the internet?
	0 (0%)
	No: if they existed they would already h ve beam d all ,f us tx , j r cx l, . ls w, n . . ,
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	They used to visit me back in the 60s to score more Purple Owsley but they stopped after Nixon was elected
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	if you think there out their thin your a real dumdshith
	0 (0%)
	I'm sure my ex comes from a long line shape-shifting lizard-people
	1 (33%)
	It's our only hope: there's no intelligent life down here
	1 (33%)
	be quiet please: we can't let the doctors around here find out that we're onto them
	0 (0%)
	If you're still seeing them, that only means you aren't serious enough about your drinking
	1 (33%)
	Just don't turn on the TV: that's usually the way they get into people's houses
	0 (0%)
	I really hope the graywarrior forum won't allow polls
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[jakeXT]

1. I want to get paid $20000

WASHINGTON — What are a former U.S. senator — and five former House members — doing in a place like this?

The former lawmakers, including former Sen. Mike Gravel (D-Alaska), listened with “open” minds and full pockets for several hours Tuesday at a simulated congressional hearing taking testimony that extraterrestrials “are here.”

“I came here being very skeptical, but I also recognize that I don’t know much about it,” said former Rep. Darlene Hooley (D-Ore.)

The six are being paid $20,000 each, plus expenses, by a group called the Paradigm Research Group, which insists UFOs are real and the government has been covering up their existence.

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ex-u-s-reps-hold-faux-ufo-hearing-price-article-1.1331805

[Ptah]

2. I met Travis Walton

[Behind the Aegis]

3. I'll let you know later...

..some probing happening now!

[olddots]

4. All this explains why there are more hot dog buns than hot dogs

[struggle4progress]

5. I stopped cooking my hot dogs in the drier

[BainsBane]

8. and where all those missing socks go

[In_The_Wind]

6. Twinkle, twinkle little star ...

[hunter]

7. They are everywhere...

... but they are only here to study the beetles.

[Neoma]

9. UFO means unidentified flying object, not "it's an alien spacecraft!"

[struggle4progress]

11. somebody I met whose brother's girlfriend's uncle's boss knew a guy whose son worked for the CIA

told me that was just the government's cover story and the real meaning of "UFO" is still classified

I suppose you'll have to decide for yourself whether you'd rather believe the government or somebody I met whose brother's girlfriend's uncle's boss knew a guy whose son worked for the CIA

But don't say I didn't try to warn you

[One_Life_To_Give]

10. Lt. Ellis

What more need be said on the subject.


http://ufoseries.com/

[dimbear]

12. The alien baby Stanford autopsied only had 10 ribs, so I figure its daddy

probably had about 8. Hard to say with these hybrids.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. bat boy rode one!!