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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Mon May 6, 2013, 09:11 PM May 2013

Regardless of what you may think,.....I really am

seriously disturbed and in need of intensive therapy!

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Regardless of what you may think,.....I really am (Original Post) ohiosmith May 2013 OP

I knew that HarveyDarkey May 2013 #1

What's that say about you? ohiosmith May 2013 #12

I'm just normal for the Lounge HarveyDarkey May 2013 #37

Really? Why do you think that is? Moondog May 2013 #2

I wasn't breast fed! ohiosmith May 2013 #13

Take two nurses and stay in bed for 24 hours. Scuba May 2013 #3

Take them where? ohiosmith May 2013 #14

you are right, I think it is May. April was last month ... Tuesday Afternoon May 2013 #4

Forget June? ohiosmith May 2013 #15

I don't think anyone doubted that for a minute. Arkansas Granny May 2013 #5

Madness loves company! ohiosmith May 2013 #16

Congratulations! graywarrior May 2013 #6

I couldn't have done it without you! ohiosmith May 2013 #17

What an honor! graywarrior May 2013 #40

Whiskey Major Nikon May 2013 #7

Rocks please! ohiosmith May 2013 #18

It's those damned socks! I keep telling you to get rid of them. Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #8

I can't! They know it all, and I'm sure will tell on me! ohiosmith May 2013 #19

Ain't that the truth! In_The_Wind May 2013 #23

Socks as extortionists! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #24

Let's hope not. In_The_Wind May 2013 #27

Contortionists! I love it! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #28

Only if I can get a witness! In_The_Wind May 2013 #30

We have so much in common! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #31

One might need In_The_Wind May 2013 #32

Perhaps... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #33

Nope In_The_Wind May 2013 #35

I will allow that you know best.... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #36

TYVM! In_The_Wind May 2013 #39

invasive therapy? cliffordu May 2013 #9

Ah ha! Another option! ohiosmith May 2013 #20

Don't worry... madinmaryland May 2013 #10

Oh really! Then why do I need glasses and my hands look like I'm wearing mohair gloves? ohiosmith May 2013 #21

I'd risk the blindness BillStein May 2013 #25

Yes..I tried to see you but was stopped at the door by your..um....friend. BlueJazz May 2013 #11

She is very,......stern! ohiosmith May 2013 #22

we are all disturbed BillStein May 2013 #26

So I'm like the disturbed leader kinda? ohiosmith May 2013 #41

Nah. Not my best cyber friends with benefits bestest man. In_The_Wind May 2013 #29

Also, water is wet. Dr. Strange May 2013 #34

Yes! Yes it is! ohiosmith May 2013 #42

Actually, I thought that what you really need is more along these lines... Ikonoklast May 2013 #38

A beard? ohiosmith May 2013 #43

That answer is definitely a paddlin'. Ikonoklast May 2013 #44

HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts)

1. I knew that

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 09:13 PM

May 2013

it's one of your most endearing qualities.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

12. What's that say about you?

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Reply #1)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:30 AM

May 2013

HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts)

37. I'm just normal for the Lounge

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #12)

Tue May 7, 2013, 10:43 AM

May 2013

as are you

Moondog

(4,833 posts)

2. Really? Why do you think that is?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 09:14 PM

May 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

13. I wasn't breast fed!

Reply to Moondog (Reply #2)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:31 AM

May 2013

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

3. Take two nurses and stay in bed for 24 hours.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 09:17 PM

May 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

14. Take them where?

Reply to Scuba (Reply #3)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:32 AM

May 2013

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

4. you are right, I think it is May. April was last month ...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 09:17 PM

May 2013

can't you keep your wimminz straight, ohiosmith?

what would you do without me!

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

15. Forget June?

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #4)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:36 AM

May 2013

Arkansas Granny

(31,513 posts)

5. I don't think anyone doubted that for a minute.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 09:18 PM

May 2013

Anyone who spends as much time in the Lounge as you do would be similarly afflicted.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

16. Madness loves company!

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Reply #5)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:36 AM

May 2013

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

6. Congratulations!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 09:22 PM

May 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

17. I couldn't have done it without you!

Reply to graywarrior (Reply #6)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:37 AM

May 2013

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

40. What an honor!

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #17)

Tue May 7, 2013, 02:35 PM

May 2013

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

7. Whiskey

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 09:24 PM

May 2013

Just sayin'

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

18. Rocks please!

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #7)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:38 AM

May 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

8. It's those damned socks! I keep telling you to get rid of them.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 10:11 PM

May 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

19. I can't! They know it all, and I'm sure will tell on me!

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #8)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:38 AM

May 2013

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

23. Ain't that the truth!

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #19)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:43 AM

May 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

24. Socks as extortionists!

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #19)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:51 AM

May 2013

You are inventive!

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

27. Let's hope not.

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #24)

Tue May 7, 2013, 09:46 AM

May 2013

DU doesn't need extortionists.

Contortionist would be nice tho.
It makes life easier to kiss one's elbow.

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

28. Contortionists! I love it!

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #27)

Tue May 7, 2013, 09:53 AM

May 2013

Can we get any volunteers?

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

30. Only if I can get a witness!

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #28)

Tue May 7, 2013, 09:57 AM

May 2013

The last thing I admitted to was touching my nose with my tongue.

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

31. We have so much in common!

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #30)

Tue May 7, 2013, 10:00 AM

May 2013

Don't know that I would want a witness to the contortions though.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

32. One might need

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #31)

Tue May 7, 2013, 10:01 AM

May 2013

a helping hand

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

33. Perhaps...

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #32)

Tue May 7, 2013, 10:05 AM

May 2013

then again, wouldn't the contortions themselves be all the assistance one needs?

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

35. Nope

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #33)

Tue May 7, 2013, 10:28 AM

May 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

36. I will allow that you know best....

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #35)

Tue May 7, 2013, 10:32 AM

May 2013

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

39. TYVM!

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #36)

Tue May 7, 2013, 10:57 AM

May 2013

cliffordu

(30,994 posts)

9. invasive therapy?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 10:27 PM

May 2013

Do tell!!!!!

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

20. Ah ha! Another option!

Reply to cliffordu (Reply #9)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:39 AM

May 2013

madinmaryland

(64,931 posts)

10. Don't worry...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 10:29 PM

May 2013

masturbation does not cause blindness or hair to grow on your palms.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

21. Oh really! Then why do I need glasses and my hands look like I'm wearing mohair gloves?

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #10)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:41 AM

May 2013

BillStein

(758 posts)

25. I'd risk the blindness

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #10)

Tue May 7, 2013, 09:27 AM

May 2013

....if it only made hair grow on one's head

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

11. Yes..I tried to see you but was stopped at the door by your..um....friend.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 10:53 PM

May 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

22. She is very,......stern!

Reply to BlueJazz (Reply #11)

Tue May 7, 2013, 08:42 AM

May 2013

BillStein

(758 posts)

26. we are all disturbed

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 7, 2013, 09:29 AM

May 2013

which can only mean that being seriously disturbed is, in fact, perfectly normal

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

41. So I'm like the disturbed leader kinda?

Reply to BillStein (Reply #26)

Tue May 7, 2013, 02:53 PM

May 2013

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

29. Nah. Not my best cyber friends with benefits bestest man.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 7, 2013, 09:56 AM

May 2013

Dr. Strange

(25,919 posts)

34. Also, water is wet.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 7, 2013, 10:07 AM

May 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

42. Yes! Yes it is!

Reply to Dr. Strange (Reply #34)

Tue May 7, 2013, 03:12 PM

May 2013

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)

38. Actually, I thought that what you really need is more along these lines...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue May 7, 2013, 10:45 AM

May 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

43. A beard?

Reply to Ikonoklast (Reply #38)

Tue May 7, 2013, 03:26 PM

May 2013

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)

44. That answer is definitely a paddlin'.

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #43)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:27 PM

May 2013

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