People say that I'm out of touch with reality.

[kentauros]

That I'm insane. Sometimes I forget things. Who I am. Where I am. Unimportant things. But I'm not insane. I am a tick.

~

On your knees, Vodka zombie!

[Mr.Bill]

1. I used to spend a lot of money

to be out of touch with reality. Mostly on weekends.

[zbdent]

2. "I'm f*cking nuts, and I'm never getting out of here!"

(okay, old joke ...)

[In_The_Wind]

6. and I'm never getting out of here either ...

[hobbit709]

3. A little Elevators music for that

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. It's not your fault. You have a tickness.

[kentauros]

8. "I smell sweaty, drinky, uncle-person..."

Tick: Aaaaah... my head feels like-like it's gonna have a baby!
Arthur: It's called a headache.
Tick: It has a NAME?!?

[In_The_Wind]

5. Methinks you've been moonstruck.

[kentauros]

7. "I have a heart as big as the Moon!

"And as warm as bathwater!"