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Lil Missy

(17,865 posts)
Tue May 14, 2013, 12:29 PM May 2013

An airplane is about to crash

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".


*boom tiss*

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An airplane is about to crash (Original Post) Lil Missy May 2013 OP
pffft In_The_Wind May 2013 #1
The man was obviously Inofe... dixiegrrrrl May 2013 #2
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