I'll tell ya who's stupid: vampire hunters who only wear one cross

[Bucky]

I mean, if I was gonna go and fight a vampire, I'd wear an outfit with crosses all over it. But all kinds of dumbasses in movies end up going to dick it up with Dracula or Blackula or whoever, and they waste valuable undead-fighting seconds fumbling around trying to pull that one cross pendent out of their stupid fucking ruffly shirts.

No, if you plan on running into vampires, dress for the occasion








Do you think this counts?



Ha ha - "counts". Do you see what I did there?

[jakeXT]

1. Wasn't there something about believing in it ?

[ohiosmith]

2. A confession: when I was a little kid I believed in vampires after seeing Bela Lugosi in Dracula.

I was about eight or nine. I came up with the ideal protection: tattoo a cross on both sides of my neck. My mother however put the kibosh on the idea!