My ass hurts!

[ohiosmith]

No additional information will be forthcoming!

[lastlib]

1. (uh, sounds like a personal problem to me.......)

(deal with it in your own inimitable way, please............)

[rug]

2. Stand up.

[Orrex]

3. Did somebody punch your donkey?

[Lady Freedom Returns]

4. Oh, I didn't spank that hard!

[pipi_k]

5. If you google

"Ass pain" you will likely get something fancy like "proctalgia fugax". I love that one. Sounds way more classy than sphincter cramps or asscheek atrophy.

I just diagnosed myself with digital leprosy the other day (sore index finger)

[winter is coming]

6. That's what you get for pissing off Skittles. n/t

[libodem]

11. LOLOLOLOL

[irisblue]

21. WORD !

be careful not to do that again

[Wounded Bear]

7. I can only assume that you need to wipe better....

In the absence of any other information, that is.

[In_The_Wind]

8. Sorry you've got a pain in the ass.

[sarge43]

9. Understandable, given the way you treat it

[jakeXT]

10. So the job turned out to be without lube ? /nt

[winter is coming]

12. So, what object did you tell the ER staff you fell on?

[libodem]

14. heeheehee

[libodem]

13. My toe hurts

Almost lost a toenail today. I'm afraid to look under the bandaid.

[datasuspect]

15. i pooped 4 times today

[libodem]

16. So what?

I was gunna take a picture of my toe and charge a quarter per view.

But, noooo. Nobody even asked about my bloody stump.

Welllll. Then. Nobody gets to see it.

[Jeff R]

17. Oh well

Might want to watch where you let it hang out....

[edbermac]

18. Make sure the doctor takes out the thermometer next time.

[Angleae]

19. You didn't like the 2XL gloves?

[AnneD]

20. So....

how long have you been in Congress-I think we can guess your affiliation.