Make-up Application 101: (DIAL-UP WARNING)

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[csziggy]

1. ROFLMAO! I wish putting on makeup were that easy!

When I wore makeup, it'd take me an hour, I'd end up looking like that woman on The Drew Carey Show, and then wreck the entire effect because I would have an allergic reaction to the scents in the makeup.



I haven't worn makeup in over 25 years. My face is much happier.

[hunter]

2. That's how I usually do it...

... but with pizza and beer.