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Major Nikon

(36,818 posts) Thu Jan 26, 2012, 06:57 PM Jan 2012

This photo is in desperate need of a caption

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This photo is in desperate need of a caption (Original Post) Major Nikon Jan 2012 OP

Earl G HAS to put that on the front page. dixiegrrrrl Jan 2012 #1

Oops, I just farted, here, see what a gentleman I am. siligut Jan 2012 #2

We have a winner already Major Nikon Jan 2012 #3

Cough up those food stamps. rug Jan 2012 #4

Here, a little pork up there will stop the bleeding in no time! ohiosmith Jan 2012 #5

Newt's version of "I got your nose". siligut Jan 2012 #6

NOW do I smell like a pig? underpants Jan 2012 #7

Newt tries to keep his first x-wife from spilling the beans. applegrove Jan 2012 #8

"Weird. No Botox." HopeHoops Jan 2012 #9

"Mom, I've told you a dozen times. Doc Holliday Jan 2012 #10

"Newt's Senior Health Care Plan" Myrina Jan 2012 #11

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

1. Earl G HAS to put that on the front page.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2012, 07:06 PM

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siligut

(12,272 posts)

2. Oops, I just farted, here, see what a gentleman I am.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2012, 07:07 PM

Jan 2012

Major Nikon

(36,818 posts)

3. We have a winner already

Reply to siligut (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 26, 2012, 07:13 PM

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rug

(82,333 posts)

4. Cough up those food stamps.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2012, 07:33 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

5. Here, a little pork up there will stop the bleeding in no time!

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2012, 07:47 PM

Jan 2012

siligut

(12,272 posts)

6. Newt's version of "I got your nose".

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2012, 08:04 PM

Jan 2012

Never did get the concept.

underpants

(182,588 posts)

7. NOW do I smell like a pig?

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2012, 08:33 PM

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applegrove

(118,462 posts)

8. Newt tries to keep his first x-wife from spilling the beans.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2012, 09:56 PM

Jan 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

9. "Weird. No Botox."

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Jan 27, 2012, 10:11 AM

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Doc Holliday

(719 posts)

10. "Mom, I've told you a dozen times.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Jan 27, 2012, 10:18 AM

Jan 2012

Stop talking to those damn newsguys or I swear to God I'll twist this right off your face.

Now go home. It's almost time for General Hospital."

Myrina

(12,296 posts)

11. "Newt's Senior Health Care Plan"

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Jan 27, 2012, 10:26 AM

Jan 2012

.... no death panels here! President Newt will make the ultimate decisions himself!!

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