God is eating dinner alone.

[graywarrior]

Eli Manning approaches the table and God asks, "What do you believe?"

Manning says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends.”

God can't help but see the goodness of Manning and offers him a seat to his left.

Tim Tebow walks up and God says, "What do you believe?"

Tebow says, "I believe in your total goodness, your love and generosity, and that you have given all to mankind.”

God is greatly moved by Tebow’s eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, Tom Brady comes over to the table: God asks, "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"

Brady replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

[HappyMe]

1. Thanks for the chuckle!

[Wait Wut]

2. Stealing.

Thanks!

[RiffRandell]

3. Fuck yeah, to the millionth!

Are you still, in your jammies?


Cuz I am!

[graywarrior]

4. Yep

[SCantiGOP]

5. Don't know if you remember

But he was the backup QB at Michigan. He played a good deal but could never take the job from the starter.
But, he has reason to strut a bit these days.

By the way, that joke would work well with Romney, Santorum and Gingrich, in that order.

[graywarrior]

6. I was talking to someone about that yesterday

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. A variation of the classic "Larry Ellison" joke.

Q: What's the difference between God and Larry Ellison?

A: God doesn't think he's Larry Ellison.