"Perineal drag" is the phrase for today. Post a topic with "perineal drag" in the title.

[eppur_se_muova]

Here's something to get you started:

Whether on the ground, upside down, or hanging vertically, the binturongs scuffed their feet on the surface they were about to mark and then dragged their anal gland over the surface. (Kleiman called the inverted behavior “an upside-down perineal drag,” which also sounds like a suitable alternate description for an excruciatingly boring event. “Hey, did you catch the latest Republican debate?” “Ugh, it was such an upside-down perineal drag.”)

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/01/why-your-popcorn-smells-like-a-bearcatt’s-butt/

[HopeHoops]

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