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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAre there some classic movies that could benefit from a re-make?
For example - I'd love to see the entire Star Wars saga remade with good acting and some of the obvious plot blunders cleaned up. (The strength of the Force in some one determined by a blood test? Really?) A good writer could explain why Anakin's mother was left in slavery.
The movie I'd really love to see a remake of is Gone With the Wind. I'm reading the novel for book club, and it is stunning what's there is yo know enough to fill in the gaps. For example - do you know why Rhett Butler was jailed by the Federal Army? He was jailed because he killed a black man "for insulting a white woman". Knowing about Emmett Till kind of puts an entire different context to that plot element! Did you know that Prissy was the daughter of another slave purchased just before the war broke out? It's a big deal that Gerald O'Hara bought the wife of his valet from another plantation owner, and bought her daughter, too, so mother and child wouldn't be separated. It's presented as an example of how kind-hearted Gerald is.
Later in the novel there are comments about how happy all the slaves were until the Yankees put ideas in their heads. Yet in the opening pages, a casual reference is made to patrollers - "Slave patrols (called patrollers, pattyrollers or paddy rollers by the slaves) were organized groups of three to six white men who enforced discipline upon black slaves during the antebellum U.S. southern states. They policed the slaves on the plantations and hunted down fugitive slaves. Patrols used summary punishment against escapees, which included maiming or killing them."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_patrol
I don't know if the Mitchell estate would ever permit it, but I'd love to see a remake illuminated by what we now know of history!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Nah, it's funny as hell as it is.
MiddleFingerMom
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I highly, highly, (get it) highly recommend "Reefer Madness: The Musical", maybe
one of the best remakes EVER!!!
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MicaelS
(8,747 posts)It was a 4 hour long soap opera, and Scarlett O'Hara is, IMO, one of worst heroines ever written.
hedgehog
(36,286 posts)But re-reading the book, you can hear the Old South condemn itself out of its own mouth.
- repeatedly, proper women are presented as having to pretend to be fools but in reality having to take the responsibility.
- the slaves are presented as foolish children, but a fresh eye can see individuals trying to survive a horrible situation as best they can, playing the fool if need be to manipulate those in power.
Scarlet herself is only 16 when the book opens, but Rhett is in his thirties. True - he does wait for her to emerge from her teens before making his move, but putting the actual ages on the characters puts an entirely new spin on the story, and maybe more than a bit of Ick!
The movie locked certain images into American mythology. A more honest re-telling of the story would be a breathe of fresh air.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,325 posts)Except, instead of the invasion of Normandy, my remake would cover the storming of Apple stores when a new iPhone/iPad/iPod is released. Like the original, this would cover the doors opening from both sides, from the shoppers climbing over shoppers, and from the store employees bracing for and dealing with the onslaught.
I don't know if the Jobs estate would ever permit it.
hedgehog
(36,286 posts)Graybeard
(6,996 posts)I saw a made for TV version that was a real eye opener. The Robert Donat classic is wonderful but overly sentimentalized. It completely ignored the heartbreaking sub-plot of Chips fight against the hazing and bullying in the schools.
The establishment cast a blind eye on student's cruelty that was so rampant at the time.
Still relevant today I think.
geardaddy
(24,926 posts)starring Justin Bieber.
That would be horrorshow my droogies.
Populist_Prole
(5,364 posts)Hollywood would just screw it up like they always do these days. It'll pander to the dumbed-down demographic to make maximum profit.
Liberal Veteran
(22,239 posts)George Lucas is far too enamored with CGI and can't seem to get his actors to give anything other than wooden, boring performances.
quakerboy
(13,917 posts)they did so many good things with those movies that the poorly done parts were so much worse. Time for a redo that really brings out the full greatness of the story.
Magrittes Pipe
(18,435 posts)Remade without those Hanks and Ryan hacks.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)It would be difficult to improve on the original, but some of the acting could have been better; and George Romero was operating under a very tight budget and it really showed. A carefully done remake might be worthwhile.
Orrex
(63,172 posts)Including a dreadful version with Sid Haig.
dimbear
(6,271 posts)Next time around, real history.
hedgehog
(36,286 posts)A real remedy to all the myths surrounding Reconstruction!
dogknob
(2,431 posts)Who will they get to play Nick?
dimbear
(6,271 posts)Auggie
(31,133 posts)Perfect the way it is.
guitar man
(15,996 posts)Retold in the near future...very near
jmowreader
(50,530 posts)starring Grover Norquist, Rush Limbaugh and every Fox News commentator.