Lyrics that just make you chuckle.

[Denninmi]

Here's one for me. Can't help hearing this line without smiling. Don't know why!

Don't know where I'm going
But I know where I've been
I'm afraid of going back again
So I drive (drive drive)
Years and miles are flying by
And waiting there to greet us
Is my plastic dashboard Jesus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=n0slRE1-g1Q

[benld74]

1. Spongebob Squarepants Theme song

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"

[jakeXT]

2. Looks like Jesus is in demand

Alabama Arkansas I do love my Ma and Pa
Not the way that I do love you

Well holy moly me oh my
You’re the apple of my eye
Girl I've never loved one like you

Man o man you're my best friend
I scream it to the nothingness
There ain't nothing that I need

Hot and heavy pumpkin pie
Chocolate candy Jesus Christ
Ain't nothing please me more than you

[LWolf]

3. This one has always made me laugh.

I sometimes take music requests from my middle school students; songs or genres. When they request country music, I often play this one for them.

[opiate69]

4. He'll fuck you up...

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[taterguy]

5. She wanted his body so much she ate his brains

[Arugula Latte]

6. Filthy, stupid, hilarious lyrics:

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think
I might like having a little afternoon delight

[rrneck]

7. I had 'em out there steppin' and fetchin'

like their heads was on fire and their asses was catchin'.

I like it even if it is Charlie Daniels