You heathens in the lounge need some inspiration

[Major Nikon]

[leftyohiolib]

1. yes the religious bigotry is alive and well here at du

[Major Nikon]

2. Really?

Thanks for the kick.

[leftyohiolib]

9. yes really

[Major Nikon]

12. OK

Thanks for the kick.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Bigotry? Oversensitive much?

[leftyohiolib]

10. dont think so -

[Major Nikon]

13. It's a good thing he didn't see dog butt Jesus

That would just cement his suspicion that we're all blasphemers going straight to hell.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9826046

[baldguy]

7. You don't think God has a sense of humor?

He is the One who created farts, isn't He?

[leftyohiolib]

11. your body creates farts

[baldguy]

14. Beans, beans: the musical fruit....

Who do you think created beans?

I can just imagine the planning sessions that happened before Creation: "Excuse me, My Lord Almighty? There seems to be a slight problem in the chemical processing matrix of the gastrointestinal tract. Certain inputs may cause some, um ... unpleasant ... uh, gaseous byproducts. I'm sure this 'bug' is just an oversight and with a little more work we can fix it."

And the Lord said "That's not a 'bug', that's a feature!" (With a big grin on His face, I'm sure)

[Major Nikon]

16. Not exactly. For the most part, God's little creatures create flatulence

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence#Causes

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. Jesus' body created farts, too.

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Perfect farts... but farts, nonetheless.
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And I bet Little Jesus got a kick outta making hand farts.
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Not bigotry... human reality -- God in human form, no?
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Like I said... overly sensitive.
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But it sounds like you might be a DU crusader on this subject, ready to see religious bigotry around EVERY corner.
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[Lady Freedom Returns]

20. God and Humor? Humm....let's see...

Need we say more?

[Grantuspeace]

22. Sense of humor?

See platypuss.

[Iggo]

17. Describe exactly how that's bigotry.

[graywarrior]

3. Hahahahahahaha!

[siligut]

4. Jesus had a sense of humor?

Good to know.

[Major Nikon]

6. Any religion with talking snakes, talking donkeys, and talking bushes must have a sense of humor

[denbot]

8. If god didn't think this was funny.

She would not have invented fart sounds.

[OriginalGeek]

15. I recently mentioned here

how The wife of my youth pastor from church 30something years ago found me on facebook and just wanted to tell me she still tells her youth groups about the boys (my friend and I) who "made those disgusting noises" with their hands and armpits..

We had a good laugh. It was good to hear from her. I don't think she felt bigoted against in the slightest.

[sarge43]

24. I suspect Jesus may have been a class clown.

Class clowns often become rebels and critics of the establishment. Middle school humor is crude, but it can become razor sharp. I give you George Carlin (RIP)

[OriginalGeek]

25. Amen!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

19. And Thor raises his horn of Mead, "They finally have a sense of humor!"

[Kali]

21. BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

[mia]

23. God is good.

If you feel good, you feel God.