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geardaddy

(24,926 posts) Tue Jan 31, 2012, 02:46 PM Jan 2012

I can think of a better way to dispel horniness

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I can think of a better way to dispel horniness (Original Post) geardaddy Jan 2012 OP

Oh, i thought this was gonna be another pic thread. Magrittes Pipe Jan 2012 #1

Well, according to the directions... geardaddy Jan 2012 #2

in only 30 sencond! CurtEastPoint Jan 2012 #3

That is wasting 20 seconds Broderick Jan 2012 #5

I like the gently knead directions. But only 1-2 times a WEEK? Broderick Jan 2012 #4

ah, youth ... zbdent Jan 2012 #12

Regardless of method... Duer 157099 Jan 2012 #6

Sage advice that. geardaddy Jan 2012 #8

The stratum corneum (the outermost layer of skin) redqueen Jan 2012 #7

Yeah, I figured that's what they were referring to. geardaddy Jan 2012 #9

So if one uses this 3-4 times a day Broderick Jan 2012 #10

this usually works on intelligent women ... zbdent Jan 2012 #11

Not if someone looks deeper ... JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2012 #13

Buddy Hackett gives complete directions Mopar151 Jan 2012 #14

You'll definitely want to avoid into eyeball. 6000eliot Jan 2012 #15

If my horniness cells "fall off", my wife's going to be MIGHTY disappointed!!! HopeHoops Jan 2012 #16

Magrittes Pipe

(18,435 posts)

1. Oh, i thought this was gonna be another pic thread.

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 02:49 PM

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geardaddy

(24,926 posts)

2. Well, according to the directions...

Reply to Magrittes Pipe (Reply #1)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 02:55 PM

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the first day I'll face wetness.

CurtEastPoint

(18,639 posts)

3. in only 30 sencond!

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 02:55 PM

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Broderick

(4,578 posts)

5. That is wasting 20 seconds

Reply to CurtEastPoint (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 02:58 PM

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1 2 3 BAM

Broderick

(4,578 posts)

4. I like the gently knead directions. But only 1-2 times a WEEK?

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 02:57 PM

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how about 3-4 times a day.

zbdent

(35,392 posts)

12. ah, youth ...

Reply to Broderick (Reply #4)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 03:26 PM

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Duer 157099

(17,742 posts)

6. Regardless of method...

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 03:01 PM

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avoid into eyeball!!!

geardaddy

(24,926 posts)

8. Sage advice that.

Reply to Duer 157099 (Reply #6)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 03:05 PM

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Wetness!

redqueen

(115,103 posts)

7. The stratum corneum (the outermost layer of skin)

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 03:04 PM

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means 'horny layer' in English.

geardaddy

(24,926 posts)

9. Yeah, I figured that's what they were referring to.

Reply to redqueen (Reply #7)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 03:07 PM

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Broderick

(4,578 posts)

10. So if one uses this 3-4 times a day

Reply to redqueen (Reply #7)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 03:11 PM

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How many days to get to the center?

zbdent

(35,392 posts)

11. this usually works on intelligent women ...

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 03:25 PM

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JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,338 posts)

13. Not if someone looks deeper ...

Reply to zbdent (Reply #11)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 03:30 PM

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Mopar151

(9,981 posts)

14. Buddy Hackett gives complete directions

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 03:44 PM

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In the story of "The Wax Job". Definitely NSFW. This clip includes a couple of his other classics - "Motor Pool" and "Move Your Ass".

6000eliot

(5,643 posts)

15. You'll definitely want to avoid into eyeball.

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 03:56 PM

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HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

16. If my horniness cells "fall off", my wife's going to be MIGHTY disappointed!!!

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 03:58 PM

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