There was a part of the trip to the dog park that MiddleFingerMomRover hated. Poor, POOR puppy.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Tobin S.]

1. "Damn! Can't you just take a squat and go out in the park like I do?"

Humans!

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. "Aw, C'MON!!! You don't hear me or any of my friends grunting like that, do you?"

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"Not to mention all that growling."
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(I'm hoping that Nature has stepped in with some compassionate amnesia to help her
forget the time there was all that HOWLING!!!!!)
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[bluesbassman]

3. "Screw that, I ain't sayin' shit if a chick walks in. You're on your own asshole!"

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Nuh-UH!!!

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She's out there sayin', "Do me a favor, please? If some hot stud-dog walks in here, blame that on me, wouldja?"
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[a la izquierda]

5. That looks like a Xoloitzcuintle nt