MFM has bought the DU Cafeteria and has printed out a new menu. He's gonna make a fucking FORTUNE!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[LiberalEsto]

1. That oughta go nicely with the

[rug]

2. It's only 23 cents in AtA.

[krispos42]

3. Don't tell the private schools this...

[PuffedMica]

4. If MFM was greedy, he would do this in the General Discussion forum

Double your profit with this item:

[In_The_Wind]

7. !

[struggle4progress]

5. Do I get bread or salad with my order of stupid questions?

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. MiddleFingerMom hollered down the hall, "You gets no bread with one meatball!"

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[struggle4progress]

9. Ah! A meatball comes with the stupid questions!

[pinboy3niner]

8. MFM told me it comes with salad

"Cast Asparagus Salad," he said. But when I asked him what else is in it, he just laughed...

[Chan790]

10. Holee Crap, those are some 'spensive French fries.

Any idea why fries became the standard side for sandwiches and burgers in diners and fast food? Because potatoes are fucking cheap.

The markup there on those fries over cost-p/u has to be nearly 1000%.