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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm in the supermarket and I'm approaching a VERY pregnant 16-20 year old young woman...
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... and what appears to be her mother. She's going on and on in a louder-than-normal
agitated voice about someone who has pissed her off. Al Pacino might have been
emulating her when he did "Scarface". CaliforniaPeggy would've turned green with
envy over her ability to sprinkle her diatribe so extremely, um... LIBERALLY with
variations of the basic F-bomb.
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"This motherF'ing F... and his F'ing F'head F'buddies were F'ing laughing about
some motherF'er they had F'd up for not F'ing giving them the F'ing respect that
the motherF'ing F... KNEW they F'ing deserved. I mean... ... ... F...!!!
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"Mom" didn't say a word nor did she even flinch. No thought was given by either
for the people around them -- nor their children.
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As we passed by each other, I nodded at her belly and asked in a quiet, polite
tone, "What do you think your baby's SECOND word is going to be?"
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She looked confused for a couple of moments, then the lights came on
and she told me to go F... myself.
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I was fucking shocked, I tell you. Shocked!!!
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CreekDog
(46,192 posts)pacalo
(24,721 posts)You really should lose that frame of mind & learn to respect other DUers a heck of a lot better than you're showing in this thread. I mean this without sarcasm.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)okieinpain
(9,397 posts)CreekDog
(46,192 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)My folks tell me that my first words after "Mommy" and "Daddy" were "I want that!" followed closely by "I need that!"
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)as 10-year-old. Stuff like "Why can't we just bomb them???" and so forth. But of course, my views did a complete 180 as I got older.
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)TexasTowelie
(111,303 posts)as a noun, verb, adjective and interjection in the same sentence. However, he couldn't work in as an adverb since fuckly isn't a word,
PaddyIrishman
(110 posts)"The fuckin' fucker's fucked."
TexasTowelie
(111,303 posts)Fuck, the fuckin' fucker's fucked!
pintobean
(18,101 posts)dingleberry hanging on your thread.