MFM teases me a lot about my beer consumption, but I really don't drink that much.
In fact, I was reading the other day in some heady scientific journal (now that I'm an intellectual and all I've taken to reading such things) that heavy alcohol consumption can be detrimental to short term memory function. So I've actually cut down on my already not so significant consumption...dammit...where's the bottle opener...what was I saying?
Oh, yes. As I was saying, congratulations, Lady Freedom, and Happy Birthday, Gillian! That's what I like about the lounge. You can always find a reason to party here. 
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Although I just read ... somewhere(?)... that beer and - was it memory? - are something related somehow?
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To be perfectly honest, Tobin S. doesn't drink any more beer than the average
neighborhood in Milwaukee does.
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(snicker)
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