"Somebody please put me back in the fridge."

[Brigid]

--Sylvester Stallone, "Demolition Man."

Never saw this before; just ran into it on AMC. How come nobody ever told me how funny it is?

[Paulie]

1. Psst. Brigid...

Demolition Man is really funny! Especially the three sea shells.

[Brigid]

2. Saw that, but don't get it.

They sing our old commercials and Arnold Schwartzenegger was president!

[Paulie]

3. There isn't any toilet paper there

It's just the three sea shells and no one ever tells him what to do with them! So he swears, alot. Gotta do what ya gotta do!

[Brigid]

4. And you get fined for swearing too.

"John Spartan , you are now fined one credit for violation of . . ." This is really hitting the ole funny bone for some reason.

[Paulie]

5. It's a ready made paper dispenser.

Expensive per sheet. Wonder of Charman makes the paper.

[Brigid]

6. I prefer Scott myself.

[petronius]

7. Damn, I'm sorry! I almost told you 3 years ago, but I got distracted

Just figured someone else would have filled you in before now. My bad...

How about I send you a Taco Bell gift card as an apology?

[Brigid]

8. Actually, I wanna try one of those ratburgers.

[Demo_Chris]

9. Great movie. Classic actually. nt