Raise your hand if you keep reading Dash87's signature as part of his/her's post!

[charlie and algernon]

Raise your hand if you're also drunk posting!

[petronius]

1. Uh, how long do I need to keep my hands up?

this way, I can neither drink nor type - and the cat thinks I'm surrendering...

[OriginalGeek]

2. Every time

And I've just a few Dogfish Head Raison D'Etres....not drunk but pretty toasty.

[charlie and algernon]

3. I'm still tackling one large ass glass of Long island ice tea

Need to take the rare step of ordering desert at the bar if I want to make it home safely.

[OriginalGeek]

6. I don't generally like to mix drinking and dessert

but I've just been informed there's a new box of Choco-Tacos in the freezer...that goes with beer, right?

[pinboy3niner]

4. WARNING: Do not drink and Dash!

[charlie and algernon]

5. Good tip!